Only we can’t be impartial because it’s got Kieron Gillen’s SMUG FUCKING IRONIC FUCKING NEW JOURNALISM FACE all over it, even on the COVER, so all we can type when thinking about it is “FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCKING BALLS”.

Therefore we have to give X360 0/10, even though it looks quite OK and would under normal circumstances get a seven or an eight.