Even though it LOOKS LIKE the sort of rubbish joke we’d make in Photoshop, in five minutes, it’s not — this is a REAL GAME for the Game Boy Advance for people to buy.

Although we have to respect a game that lets you “collect” girls and only requires one button press to “hook up” with them. Maybe if you hold down both triggers you can punch them in the face for not cooking the right dinner!