WE GOT AN ERECTION OVER LARA CROFT FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1996
Hot wet action! She’s amazing. Who wouldn’t? We wouldn’t wouldn’t! It’s great deciding to like Tomb Raider again. We can’t wait for it to come out and for Flickr to get flooded with photos of average-looking, 34-year-old brunette housewives dressed like Lara Croft and trying to look sexy in the hope that they’re still good enough to get spotted by a modelling agency.

This image repairs two percent of the damage done by Angel of Darkness. The Tomb Raider franchise goodwill score now stands at -78.
filed in Uncategorized on Oct.26, 2005
September 19th, 2008 on 6:03 pm
I BAMLEM JACK BUAER