And the winner is… Nintendo! Its forthcoming DS game Animal Crossing: Wild World is the best at doing sky by miles, thanks to the DS having a whole separate screen just for doing sky! Not even the mad Sega of the late-1990s would’ve gone that far.

It’s like being young again and lying on the grass in the summer, listening to birds and aeroplanes and being happy about nothing. Just happy! That’s why everyone says Shigeru Miyamoto is a genius, he knows it’s all about having a really fucking good and big sky. We always knew the DS was a great idea, despite what we said on some internet messageboards when it was first revealed.

ANIMAL CROSSING ALSO PICKED UP THE FOLLOWING AWARDS AT YESTERDAY’S STAR-PACKED CEREMONY:

The Gay Pride Gayest Little Game Award

The Sugar Magazine Girl Gamer Award (4-8-year-old category)

The London Underground Most Embarrassing Game For a 32-Year-Old-Man To Be Seen Playing On The Train To Work In The Morning Award

What Paedophile? Magazine’s ‘Best For Grooming’ Award