Microsoft needs to convince the “urban yoot” that Xbox 360 is cool, not wank its money away over the tits of some useless celebrity.

That said we still WOULD (go round her house to play Gotham 3 for a bit as long as she has an Xbox Live account).

OTHER THINGS THE POSH WHORE GOT GIVEN FOR FREE:

Xbox 1:

Twenty quid says she never took it out of the box

Gamecube:

Fifty quid says she never took it out of the box

Soul Calibur II:

100 quid says she never took it out of the box

A good seeing to:

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And she got a PSP, but we can’t find a photo of her holding it while looking like a vacuous slapper who deserves a smack in the face.