Afterburner Climax is why we will ALWAYS love Sega. The sky is SONIC BLUE, the sea is SONIC BLUE, the sun is SUPERSONIC YELLOW and it all looks like a memory of being on a happy childhood holiday.

Look! It’s a postcard from daddy saying he loves us and is coming home!

Or it’s actually the staggeringly hot Afterburner Climax and we’re going to go mad about until it comes out, and then probably for quite some time afterwards, too.

We have just climaxed…

…all over Wolf’s buff stomach. These are Sega’s new arcade machines and our only hope. Three cheers for games with blue skies that aren’t about being in a fucking gang.