Thankfully, they’ve stuck up an age verification thingy so that kids have to lie about their age before they can become serial killers (or even worse, gay) by looking at this:

Along with the classic driving on the wrong side of the road and shooting anything that moves vibe, this game includes baseball to give it that authentic American feel

There’s no telling how many junior baseball players this game could turn into deviants if it’s released! We just wish there were some sort of ratings system, or perhaps a magical laser forcefield, to protect young impressionable children from all this.

We have no idea what that ancient old movie was about but here’s what we think you might be able to do in this game:

  • Catch an STD.
  • Get a stupid haircut.
  • Form a gang of partially clad males (in a purely macho and heterosexual sense).
  • Pop caps into nigger’s bitches.
  • Go to a Village People concert.
  • Complete thousands of identical missions. Probably involving drive-bys.