We’re a bit sick of the 360 now that everyone is suddenly an expert about it, so we found some old game that came up when we searched for ‘good and wholesome’ and tried to figure out what it was about by looking at the screenshots and guessing, just like a real gaming site!

If this was a launch title for the 360 it would cost twice as much and get 9/10 from every games magazine in the universe.

Answer questions about stuff!

Do other stuff that we can’t figure out!

We know we said we wanted to live in a pretend land, but the bible is a bit too pretend for us. It doesn’t even have any blue skies. 3/10