We got a Christmas card from EA! Not directly, obviously, but from someone popular with EA who got it, laughed at it, then forwarded it on to us. So we’re forwarding it on to you.

“Santa looks like a failed mascot from the 16bit era. It’s too horrible for words. Christmas is dead.” he said. A Christmas sentiment we can all agree with.

FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: MERRY CHRISTMAS!

The only corporate Christmas card we got this year was from Rockstar, which sent out a very nice three-dimensional Christmas tree complete with bad taste bauble stickers to decorate it with. Thanks, Rockstar. Thanks for not remembering to take us off your list like everyone else did this year.