WEBMASTER COMMENTARY: “This was a joke about getting bored of seeing the Frag Dolls everywhere, because they WERE EVERYWHERE. Fortunately, we realised that moaning about the Frag Dolls being everywhere via an update about the Frag Dolls would’ve only further exposed the world to the Frag Dolls and made it worse.

Also, the red lettering was, perhaps, a bit… harsh. We need to start being nicer to girls to avoid that ‘dying alone’ thing.”

REJECTED!

HOW LONG UNTIL WE GET BORED OF HEARING ABOUT THE UK FRAG DOLLS?
About another 15 minutes.