WEBMASTER COMMENTARY: “This was a joke about… something… that Ensign Teela did around the anniversary of John Lennon’s death. He even said “It’s not very funny” when saying he’d done it. That’s a bad sign.”

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN JOHN LENNON DIED?

Playing Harrier Attack*. We were going REALLY BLOODY FAST too, not like the pussy in this screenshot. We would also have been holding the 0 button down and flying straight into the aircraft carrier, blasting a tunnel straight through it and leaving its top half comically floating in mid-air.

*Not really. It was a lie. Harrier Attack didn’t even come out until 1983. We were just trying to cheer everyone up.