Yes they are! Starting from today! Starting from the day Monkey Ball Mini Golf comes out for mobile phone:


Monkey Ball Mini Golf for mobile phone

Monkeys — check! Pretty clouds — check! Checkpoints — check. Bananas — CHECKITY-CHECK MOTHERFUCKER!

Adheres to v1.0 of the Blue Skies in Games Manifesto

The game’s site has an extremely unnecessary PDF manual explaining how to play it. The main thing is it involves having a certain number of bananas.

GET! COLLECT! BOOST!

Each time you collect a thing, you get another of a different thing. This is how games are supposed to work! Only Sega understands this properly. Sega is the last survivor from the Golden Age. If Sega dies, this knowledge will die with it and games will only ever be about running drugs for the mafia and smoking crack in hotel rooms with prostitutes.

We ironically 'respect' the use of points

Points! You play to accumulate “points”. Younger readers might like to know that “points” is what “respect” used to be called in the old days.

0.7 of a small organic banana grown in Scotland :(

Each course has an objective. Your objective is measured in bananas. Your objective is MEASURED IN BANANAS! We measure everything in bananas. We’re 34 bananas tall, weigh 1,050 bananas and our penis is 0.7 of a banana.

IT’S ONLY THREE QUID FROM HERE AND IS SORT OF BY SEGA SO CAN’T BE THAT BAD EVEN THOUGH IT’S FOR A PHONE:
Monkey Ball Mini Golf – iFone