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filed in Uncategorized on Jan.04, 2006
January 9th, 2006 on 6:41 am
Only the pussy british would label a casino game 18+…Falls along the lines of your lame 18+ porno
January 9th, 2006 on 7:54 am
Is the title meant to be an ‘oh so subtle nod to the spambot on the forums?
January 9th, 2006 on 9:48 am
It has the worst poker engine known to man.
I ended up with a royal flush, so it decides to award my royal flush to ANOTHER PLAYER.
An amazing bug.
January 9th, 2006 on 11:02 am
The 18+ is a PEGI rating, so it’s a guide to difficulty of the game. It’s not a BBFC rating so IT ISN’T RATED LIKE A PORNO. *sigh*
January 9th, 2006 on 12:36 pm
PEGI ratings aren’t an indication of difficulty, they’re a recommendation for who should be able to buy it, not enforcable by law like the BBFC ratings. Anything involving gambling tends to get an 18.
And they’re crap.
January 9th, 2006 on 1:27 pm
That rating isn’t to stop little kids playing this! No, it’s not an age certificate, the PEGI rating is an estimation of how many units of the game will sell in the whole world.
As you can see here they are grossly over-estimating that number, but putting a big fat zero on would just make all the developers cry and drink a lot.
This is true because it’s been written on the internet by a man with a hangover! The fountain of all knowledge.