THE TIMELINE HAS BEEN DISRUPTED!
WE’VE GOT TO TRAVEL BACK TO 1995 IMMEDIATELY. This isn’t how it was meant to be. Something has gone BADLY WRONG with the time stream. This shouldn’t exist. SOMETHING HAS GONE WRONG. This shouldn’t be here in our WORLD LINE:
WE’RE ON THE WRONG TIMELINE! It’s not supposed to be like this. Oh god. We’ve got to fix it. We’ve got to do it all again. We’ve got to travel back to 1995 and TRY HARDER TO SAVE SEGA. WE’VE GOT TO GO BACK TO 1995 AND GET A SEGA SATURN. IT’S THE ONLY MACHINE THAT CAN PLAY SEGA RALLY PROPERLY IN THIS TIME FRAME. ALL THE SATURNS WERE DESTROYED BY PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T UNDERSTAND ITS POWER. WE HAVE TO GO BACK.
CAN ANYONE SUPPLY THE FOLLOWING:
1. Magnetic housing units for dual micro-singularities.
2. Electron injection manifold to alter mass and gravity of micro-singularities.
3. Cooling and x-ray venting system.
4. Gravity sensors (VGL system).
5. Main clocks (4 cesium units).
6. Main computer units (3).
filed in Uncategorized on Jan.26, 2006
January 26th, 2006 on 3:39 pm
I can provide you with Quarupole and Sextupole magnets to bend the light around the singularity, but not much else I’m afraid.
Call Larry Bundy Jr though, he’s got sheds full of old consoles, so you might be able to make a time machine from his stash!
January 26th, 2006 on 6:37 pm
John Titor said he could give me all that stuff, then the git went back to 2036. How ungrateful are some people?
January 26th, 2006 on 8:55 pm
Emailing a flux capacitor now. Just stick it next to your Mr. Fusion and rev up to 88mph and you should be fine. Note: going to the kph equivalent WILL NOT WORK.
January 26th, 2006 on 10:33 pm
well i’ll definitely swap my magnetic housing units for a mint or near-mint panzer dragoon saga…
January 27th, 2006 on 10:50 am
I will fax you over some shoes.
You cant go to the shop in fururistic shoes, you will be found out.
March 29th, 2006 on 2:54 am
I work in a hypercubical…tried to spruce it up a bit with some troll dolls..not what it’s cracked up to be…
April 20th, 2006 on 11:51 pm
…I still have my Saturn. And Sega Rally Championship. :D
And, Panzer Dragoon Saga… Now that was a class game. Mine’s near mint… It’s selling on eBay for a ridiculous amount of money.
May 16th, 2006 on 12:16 am
I have 9 sega saturns (not kidding) that I am taking with me when I move into the caves to wait for armageddon
September 14th, 2006 on 11:56 pm
i still have my sega megadrive that i’ve had since i was 5. i miss sega, they provided good quality games that were quite simple. a sega megadrive is the perfect console to start playing games on because you learn to get used to playing on a games console and then can move onto a playstaion. my little sister used to struggle to play on the playstation and i set up my old sega for her, once she’d learned the basics on there she can play most games without any problem.
is it just me, or did sega invent most of the things people use in games today? like memory, a few sage megadrive games have memory built into them so you can save things. and the sega saturn, i always think that the playstation is really just a rip off of the sega saturn because i remember the saturn coming out first but they had the better quality graphics and games. and now sega is just another games maker for playsation.
October 31st, 2006 on 7:16 pm
what was so great about the saturn?
June 21st, 2008 on 10:04 pm
What’s so great about the Saturn Matthew? I pity you, the fool.
Uh-uh I played this game today. ON MY SATURN!