IN WHAT ORDER ARE WE GOING TO EAT THE BODY PARTS OF NEW LARA CROFT MODEL KARIMA ADEBIBE?
She’s a whole three course meal of lovely! Plus she’s quite “ample” so there’s enough of her to feed a whole 747 of starving men, should Flight 844 go down on a mountain due to blizzard conditions.
We’ll bite her lips off first, as a sort of starter. They’re OK to eat raw. Although seeing as she’s 20, pretty, and used to work in Top Shop, she’s bound to be riddled with STDs so we might have to pasteurise them first to be safe.
Then we’ll have a couple of slices of belly. It’s fatty meat, a bit like duck. She’s got enough to go round. She’s almost like a real woman!
Eyeballs for pudding, like being on holiday in France.
She’ll probably have died from blood loss by now so the rest of her can go in the freezer for special occasions, like when we celebrate a successful piece of social interaction.
filed in MEAT BAGS (WOMEN) on Feb.15, 2006
February 15th, 2006 on 4:15 pm
That silver thing looks weirdly photoshopped on, why would they deprive us of cleavage like that?
February 15th, 2006 on 4:18 pm
I wonder how many people used up all their stoke 29 after seeing the new Lara.
February 15th, 2006 on 7:10 pm
Damn, look at those industrial-strength wank aids she’s wearing… They seem to be forcing her hand into the correct cupping position too, which is all good I guess.
…I know the leather straps round her legs are straps to hold the holsters in place, but they do make her look like she’s got modular legs 8|
February 15th, 2006 on 7:51 pm
Let’s use this jellly-thing you recently posted about…
February 16th, 2006 on 6:48 am
Looks like she’d be the one “going down” on the mountain…