You can download her new film Evil Aliens “off of” Bittorrent right now, in the background, while you’re reading this and massaging yourself erect in preparation for the inevitable artistically justified sexy scenes.

She does stuff like this in it.

And stuff like this!

Stealing small, independent British movies off the internet feels like a quite bad thing to do…

…but they shouldn’t go putting Emily Booth and her tits in them if they don’t want us to download them. They’re asking for it!

So is she. Begging for lumpy, three-headed alien cock.

But she never gets them properly ‘out’. 2/10 “Disappointing” – UKR