We got this so-called “Cheese” chao keyring from eBay, because we like Cheese. He’s Cream’s friend so is therefore also our friend! It says “Sonic X” and “Cheese” on the front of the box:

Cheese eBay shame

Looks like any old chao to the casual observer…


BUT THIS IS NOT CHEESE! Cheese wears a red bow tie and has a “smiling mouth”. What we’ve got here is a Sonic Adventure chao that’s been shamefully rebranded as “Cheese” to cash-in on the success of the Sonic X cartoon.


Cheese wasn’t even born (invented) in the year 2000, and he was born in Mobius not China. This has been sitting in a warehouse for six years waiting to be resold. They’re pulling the wool over the eyes of consumers. This is a simple warning to all Cheese fans out there.