UK:RESISTANCE – BEST SITE IN THE WORLD, EVAR!
Well, the 106,199th best site in the world, according to this site. Which is either really EXCELLENT when you consider it is out of the top 10,000,000 or so websites on the internet or really SHIT when you consider that we are 104,021 places behind Penny Arcade. Anyway, thanks. We’re not quite sure how we can break in to the top 100,000 but a picture of Emily Booth dressed as a schoolgirl must be worth a few extra places?
filed in Uncategorized on Mar.20, 2006
March 21st, 2006 on 3:35 am
I can’t believe you posted that revealing Alexa link! Now all kinds of Internet scaries know that your name is Gary Cutlack, and your address is Hartfordshiresford Sawbridgemill oh I can’t be bothered.
I guess none of the scaries can be, either.
March 21st, 2006 on 10:26 am
Everyone knows Zorg’s Earth name is Gary Cutlack, a name which he made up by picking letters out of a hat.
March 21st, 2006 on 10:52 am
Technorati’s loads better, as that says we’re 4100th out of 30 million.
30 million blogs, and the bottom 29.5m just say “I have a blog!” then “sorry for not updating I’ve been busy!” then “this page will no longer be updated”.
It’s still a victory.
March 21st, 2006 on 11:31 am
On the first site you’re still ranked above ntac-uk.com, they’re ranked 155,070.
March 21st, 2006 on 12:55 pm
So…Congrats, Bravo, great, What an Amazing feat of extraordinary cunningness…
More nudies please
March 21st, 2006 on 10:19 pm
Im confused…who is Captain Jax? Is he the real swashbuckling hero of UK:R while Zorg is just a pen pusher back at HQ?
March 22nd, 2006 on 10:22 am
Hmmm Sawbo’,eh? what a small world. I’ll have to go on a pub crawl tonight and do some stalking, I can only think of 10 pubs in sawbo’, off the top of my head.
yeah I can add you all to the stalking site
not
March 22nd, 2006 on 2:55 pm
I’ve probably said it before but, I’ve actually met Emily Booth, in real life, in the flesh and all that. I was a contestant on a piece of shit program she did for bravo years ago called mission paintball.
Although I suppose she WAS getting paid to talk to me for all of 2 minutes.
All I remember was that she was quite short, and her co-host was a complete prick.
And she definitly WASNT wearing the schoolgirl outfit.
So there you go, bet you’re all jealous now.
March 22nd, 2006 on 3:01 pm
not really, I met her at an expo, she was in a black rubber catsuit.
She might remeber me, I was the one who couldn’t speak and kept tripping over my tongue.
ahh, mission paintball, fond memories of emily in bouncy mode
March 22nd, 2006 on 4:34 pm
for fuck sake, get over emily booth. Any one would think she was the only bird on the planet.
March 22nd, 2006 on 6:19 pm
I think the fascination with miss booth is that we all know her career has completly gone to shit and that she’ll give in one day and do “proper” porn….
We’re just all along for the ride with her (mainly downward) rollercoaster of jobs and waiting till she shows us the money.