A BELATED APPRECIATION OF SONIC RIDERS
Like everyone else, we sort of assumed it was going to be a bit shit after playing the first level for five minutes so ignored it.
BUT!
It’s got NiGHTS in it!
It’s got CReAM in it!
It’s got ULaLA in it! Apparently because the game was developed by the part of Sonic Team that used to be United Game Artists (the Space Channel 5 heroes) before they were merged into Sonic Team’s division.
It’s the Sega A-Team! We’d have sex with all three of them and their monkey. Screenshots tomorrow*.
OFFICIAL CHARACTER BIOS HERE, AS IF YOU DIDN’T ALREADY KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT THEM:
SONIC RIDERS
*Or in six months, if there isn’t a cheat to unlock everything.
filed in Uncategorized on Apr.10, 2006
April 10th, 2006 on 11:51 pm
I used to think “Cream the Rabbit” was an instruction.
And since when is NiGHTS a “he”?
April 11th, 2006 on 12:34 am
Pfft, Once again Sega have forsaken the alighty Alex Kidd, Opa-Opa and Wonderboy.
When will they learn to appreaciate these classic characters?
April 11th, 2006 on 10:37 am
so what’s the cheat to make Ulala get her tits out?
April 11th, 2006 on 5:40 pm
The Opa Opa’s do appear in one of the hidden levels, though. Not talking from actually playin it myself yet, just going by some clips on YouTube,
April 19th, 2006 on 5:34 pm
I’d buy this in a second if it had the Burning Rangers or that hot Irish bitch from Gunvalkyrie.
I’m not a very good Sega fan.