This is embarrassing. Like that whole year we wore women’s jeans without realising. The UK Animal Crossing Wild World TV ad is amazingly female-centric, featuring such exclusively female pursuits as:

ANIMAL CROSSING IS FOR GIRLS :(

LOOKING AT THE LOVELY SKY!

ANIMAL CROSSING IS FOR GIRLS :(

SMILING AIMLESSLY!

ANIMAL CROSSING IS FOR GIRLS :(

HAVING FRIENDS!

BEING IN THE KITCHEN! (good, positive role model for young girls)

ANIMAL CROSSING IS FOR GIRLS :(

GETTING REALLY DRUNK AND GETTING OFF WITH YOUR MATES AND OTHER MEN FROM THE INTERNET EVEN THOUGH SHE SAYS SHE’S STILL A VIRGIN! (not pictured)

ANIMAL CROSSING IS FOR GIRLS :(

BEING HAPPY!

ANIMAL CROSSING IS FOR GIRLS :(

And so on. We’re off to play Halo for a bit until the urge to phone people “just to catch up” wears off.

ELSEWHERE IN ANIMAL CROSSING:

  • Spong has had an entire AC advertorial makeover that’s pretty damn cool (for an internet advert).
  • Neo_Kitty has been working on her fish collection.