We hate charity. The last thing we did for charity was pretend an Ebay auction was for Africa, so the game we stole went for more.

Bizarre Creations charity drive thing

BUT! This is something for charity about driving rubbish cars across Europe, with Bizarre Creations staff – the nicest people in games – doing the driving and getting sponsored by RICHARD JACQUES! And if Richard thinks it’s OK, THAT MAKES IT OK!

This may also mark a Scrooge-like turning point for us in which we stop building the chains that will weigh us down in the afterlife.

Justgiving – Bizarre Creations Scumball fundraiser