WE’RE SORRY WE MADE FUN OF YOU, SEGA. YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU’RE ALWAYS RIGHT. TAKE US.
At Christmas we spoke lightly of Sega’s latest card game, Love and Berry. We said horrible things, like it was obviously the only game that girls would play as you didn’t have to do anything but wear clothes, and there was only ONE BIG BUTTON so they wouldn’t get confused. Obviously this was before we found out that it’s sold 43 MILLION CARDS (at about 50p a throw) in its first year alone. To little girls.
We’ve observed some of these “Little Girls” in their natural environment, and they’re not even talking about the ones with small tits. They mean real little girls. The kind whose hands aren’t even big enough to hold a Game Boy up yet.
Some might say that the time was right for a triumphant return to the hardware market.
filed in Uncategorized on Apr.23, 2006
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