This is an email we got, in its entirety. You can’t edit down genius like this.

I’m a huge Sega fan and absolutely love your site, your trip to Sega page is pretty funny and now I want a Homestar! Anyway, thought I’d show off my Sonic tattoos while I’m here so take a look at them if you’re interested.

Had the idea of having four Sonics running around my leg.

Ross

Sonic tattoo madness

BALLS OF STEEL

We should’ve done this. You should have done this. What a man.