NINTENDO’S DS HAS JUST GOT A BIT GAYER
As if playing a game about buying carpets and organising flowers into lines wasn’t gay enough, Nintendo is now proud to bring you…
THE ULTIMATE HOMOEROTIC VIDEO GAME PHOTO SHOOT:
So what demographic is Nintendo after with this? The self-harming pretending-to-be-bisexual emo-neo-Goth demographic?
If MySpace had existed in 1991, this would’ve been its official photograph.
This is the caption in which we change our minds and declare the whole thing is actually an amazingly brilliant idea.
We can’t help but wonder who had sex with who after this shoot ended (the ginger man obviously just had a wank on his own).
filed in Uncategorized on May.23, 2006
May 23rd, 2006 on 2:25 pm
Seems like something a bit more sarcastic than anything to me.
May 23rd, 2006 on 2:43 pm
On a “Serious” note, none of them actually seem to be enjoying the DS, what is Nintendo trying to tell us?!
May 23rd, 2006 on 4:20 pm
Nintendo is saying that the DS is stylish and fashionable, though apparently the A-Teens are considered the height of fashion here.
Except when placed in the hands of a girl wearing jeans with heels and a bikini top. Then Nintendo is saying the DS can also be slutty and trashy.
May 23rd, 2006 on 5:21 pm
I’d like to know what they’re all actually playing. It must be pretty depressing. I wonder if it’s Fifa Street…?
May 23rd, 2006 on 5:52 pm
NINTENDO SCUM.
I bet they’re all playing ‘I’m bored shitless with Nintendogs’, like most of the non-gamers who apparently bought the DS in droves just because it had pretend dogs on it.
May 23rd, 2006 on 5:57 pm
http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/2323/picture18ne.png
I definitely would. She looks damaged enough already, one more roofie wouldn’t hurt.
May 23rd, 2006 on 6:36 pm
tsk tsk tsk
slack cuntlack slaaaaack!
http://gaminghobo.wordpress.com/2006/05/22/dodgy-ds-lite-promo-photos/
May 23rd, 2006 on 8:03 pm
Not as slack as this:
http://gaminghobo.wordpress.com/2006/05/12/the-sony-lies-wall/
May 23rd, 2006 on 11:00 pm
Ho Ho! – slackness all round then!
May 24th, 2006 on 12:18 am
The two guys look so thin and weak they’re obviously infected with AIDS and the chicks have bulges in the wrong places, i think they’re trannies. This is obviously Nintendos vision of the future. You do know that the Japanese hate women and lust after eachother’s butts don’t you?
May 26th, 2006 on 10:53 am
If you chop the girl in the first picture off at the nose she looks like Michael Jackson.
December 16th, 2006 on 12:19 pm
I think they’re mistaking the DS for a compact.