Animal Crossing Wild World Museum curator Blathers is a SICK PERVERT who preys upon LOST CHILDREN, according to the findings of an internet blogger.

“Katie” – a young cat who frequently gets lost in one of the game’s wi-fi link-up modes – made the allegations freely and without pressure. The game, sold for CHILDREN on Nintendo’s popular DS system, must surely be withdrawn from sale with immediate effect as a result of these findings.

Animal Crossing child ring EXPOSED

Tom Nook is also implicated in the filthy child-trade ring. More on this as it breaks.

My Animal Crossing :)