DEAD OR ALIVE XTREME FOOT FETISH SPECIAL
We’re really getting into women’s feet these days. If a girl isn’t wearing sexy shoes, she’s not worth looking at twice or following home down a poorly-lit path.
“This little piggy went to… UP MY ARSE”
“…and this little piggy stayed at… IN MY HOT WANTING MOUTH”
“…this little piggy had SEXY TIGHTS PULLED OVER IT”
“… and this little piggy had FUCK-ME RED NAIL VARNISH ON IT”
“…and this little piggy got COVERED IN SPUNK, ALL THE WAY UP TO THE ANKLE BONE”
We’re out of our depth here. We just don’t know enough about foot fetish terminology to pull this off.
“Phwoar, nicely rounded balls”
Next week: Lara Croft’s DEFORMED FOOT NIGHTMARE.
filed in MEAT BAGS (WOMEN) on Jun.23, 2006
June 23rd, 2006 on 10:06 am
You’ve got some grrrrreat google ads down there….
June 23rd, 2006 on 10:41 am
Tsk. None of them have ankles. How did Tecmo mess up so spectacularly?
June 23rd, 2006 on 2:41 pm
Something’s wrong. Sonic is outside the GAME shop on Oxford Street right now advertising the DS lite.
He’s looking quite good though, his shoes were nice and shiny, though that’s probably because they were made out of plastic.
Poor man
June 23rd, 2006 on 5:48 pm
The fourth picture is disturbing me. She seems to have had her right foot amputated.
June 23rd, 2006 on 10:07 pm
you are mistaken – it is actually buried in the sand.
it also has red nail varnish on it.
probably.
well, the caption said…
June 25th, 2006 on 4:58 pm
Sonic was probably working in Oxford Street because Zorg forgot his 15th birthday.
June 29th, 2006 on 6:59 am
Thank you Commander Zorg.
Lovely.