Having slipped from 2005 to Christmas 2005 to New Year 2006 to February 2006 to First Quarter 2006 to just 2006, Sega’s killer app for retaking the MORPG market is now simply “2006 (planned).”

We could go on at length about how this sours our already semi-hostile feelings for online RPGs, but instead here is a picture of a pornographic parody of .hack that we found.

Obviously we didn’t laugh at it or anything, so don’t complain that we’re not cynical or hardcore enough any more.