It’s SEGA’s Grand Prix fruit machine! The man who sent this to us suggested we do a joke about it being “the prequel to Virtua Racing” but that wouldn’t really work, for reasons we’ll outline in the caption.

SEGA's Virtua Racing *precursor*

A prequel is something made AFTER the original, that looks at earlier events. This obviously isn’t a prequel, but could perhaps be described as a precursor. It’s a common mistake people make.

SEEING AS PEOPLE SEND US PHOTOS OF THINGS WHEN WE MENTION THINGS
Has anyone got a hi-res PR photo of nu-indy pop starlet Lily Allen we can have? Only we’ve got a new Employee of the Week ready to go, and want to be all down with the kids and put up a photo of her.

This is the best Google and Myspace has got:

Lily Allen - Would, but not if her dad was in the house

We need something a bit ruder or sexier or at the very least at a better resolution. There’s a good one in Word magazine this month, but we’re not buying that piece of shit.