Now that it’s warm out, you might want to buy one. Even pale geeks need to stop wearing grey fleeces in the summertime. If you’re thinking of risking getting your arms out and letting people see the shape of your body, go here and buy one.

We’ve made them 15 quid including postage which is a bit cheaper than they were, as we’re bored of them now, need the cupboard space for putting women in, and want to get rid of them so we can make some new ones people like more or at least hate less.

See how we're cynically marketing these on the hottest days of the year

This is the best one, really. It’s best because it’s in a normal colour (blue). It’s apparently a good conversation starter at parties and barbecues, and one man even said some girls started talking to him about it which lead to him losing his virginity.

Sega didn't sue us

This one is second best, out of two. So it’s sort of the worst. We have no idea why we made it on ‘teal’ or aquamarine. It must’ve looked better in the printers. Next time we’ll just do one in black for all the fat/shy people.

THINGS WE LEARNED DURING THE WHOLE T-SHIRT MAKING AND SELLING PROCESS:

  • Nobody likes teal/aquamarine
  • Launch jumpers in January, not t-shirts
  • Make them black for all the fat/shy people
  • You can’t carry 200 home on your own
  • We have three female readers we didn’t know about!
  • People are scared about wearing gang-referencing t-shirts in South London, East London, West London and North London, plus the rest of the United Kingdom, Europe, America and Australasia.

    • BUY THE LAST FEW REMAINING MOST OF THEM HERE:
    www.rivalcrews.com