A NEW SEGA TOYS TOY THING!
It’s called a Mu-Bot and it looks like a baby! This could be the only way we ever get to have something like a baby, seeing as you can buy it from the shops and it doesn’t require making a woman like you and think she wants to have sex with you and be friends with you for at least nine months first.
We’ll call ours Katie, and pretend it’s a little girl. But if Katie doesn’t grow out of listening to iPods we’ll beat little Katie until she fucking learns. This is what we’ve learned about how children work from reading news on the internet.
BAD KATIE. KATIE MUST STAY IN HER ROOM. KATIE WILL NOT HAVE ANY DINNER UNTIL SHE STOPS LIKING iPODS. KATIE WILL GET SHAKEN AND HIT UNTIL THE COUNCIL TAKES KATIE AWAY. OH NO. POOR KATIE. WHAT HAVE WE DONE? WE WILL CRY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY AND WONDER WHERE YOU ARE.
filed in GONZO on Jul.17, 2006
July 17th, 2006 on 3:17 pm
This is a must have. And it seems user friendly!
July 17th, 2006 on 3:57 pm
The iPod seems to be probing Katie in that second image. I was at least three times her age when I began misusing electic appliance for my own gratification — what a super-developed robot!
July 17th, 2006 on 4:08 pm
You missed the point here, it’s obviously an early publicity shot of the new Marvin The Paranoid Android. In which case the i-pod explains a lot….
July 17th, 2006 on 4:10 pm
yup
July 17th, 2006 on 11:58 pm
So yeah… where can I get one?
July 18th, 2006 on 8:37 am
What’s it do?
July 18th, 2006 on 11:03 am
Nothing. It’s just a cute pair of headphones for your cute little iPod. You can even wear it around your neck, apparently.
It’s so hard to love Sega sometimes.
July 18th, 2006 on 11:03 pm
Well that’s shit
July 19th, 2006 on 12:05 am
are you planning to merge idiot toys with uk resistance ?