EMPLOYEE OF ONCE EVERY 3.175 WEEKS
We’ve been doing Employee of the Week on and mostly off for eight years, but have only managed to do 131 of them. Sorry about that. We’ll make practically zero effort to get back on track.
filed in Uncategorized on Aug.15, 2006
August 15th, 2006 on 1:37 pm
What next? Is he going to get Katie to slide down his pole?
August 15th, 2006 on 1:56 pm
Perhaps, if by “pole” you mean “erect penis”.
August 15th, 2006 on 2:46 pm
Im a total wanker but I cant find a website that has a large fan base of people that will let me post my web site link without telling me im banned from that forum (Up yours Gamespot)
But do go to my website (its about rare and unkwown video games!)
http://www.only777.com
Cheers!
P.S More Employee of the week please…
August 15th, 2006 on 3:44 pm
These employees are over-dressed. Possibly to disguise their conspiracy to smuggle company telephones out of the office.
I recommend frequent strip searches.
August 15th, 2006 on 4:15 pm
It’s wrong, I’m “cut”.
August 15th, 2006 on 4:22 pm
west end girls!
*drools*
August 15th, 2006 on 8:39 pm
Yay! Employee of the Week! It was the only reason I used to visit the website, before it got vaguely funny.. ;)
August 15th, 2006 on 9:29 pm
some fairly interesting Nintendo/Playstation pad images you got there, only777.
August 15th, 2006 on 9:31 pm
not sure about the ‘unkwown video games’ though (sic)
August 15th, 2006 on 10:13 pm
Yeah the unknown games bit I’m still getting to.
Well I say that, how many people knew that Mario 2 was remade for the Famicom Disk system but called Doki Doki Panic. Not many!
But I had to go on a little ego trip as I can post pictures of my OWN sega action chair for Mega drive!
August 16th, 2006 on 12:16 am
Crikey! Is that Somari thing real? I think if I’d seen that in 1993 my head would have exploded.
I suppose it’s only a matter of time before Sega bites the bullet and lets Nintendo put Sonic in their next “licensed character smash party” game. They’ll make him the weakest character too, and probably put in a cutscene of him getting raped by Pikachu…
August 16th, 2006 on 12:55 am
Er, wasn’t Doki Doki Panic remade as Super Mario 2? Not the other way round.
August 16th, 2006 on 9:18 am
yes Doki Doki Panic was a rubbish game redressed as Mario 2 in the classic “money for old rope” scenario (you know, kind of like what EA has been doing for years).
That would also explain why it’s an absolute sack of toss and bears absolutely no resemblance to the rest of the Mario series whatsoever.
August 16th, 2006 on 10:35 am
To clear up the whole Doki Doki Panic thing, Nintendo wanted to release it in the West, but they knew it wouldn’t sell, so instead, they replaced the cast with their Mario characters so that it had a chance. They also saw it as a way round the whole ‘our Mario 2(lost levels) is too hard for the Americans.’
After its release in the west, Nintendo went back and released it in Japan 4 years later as Super Mario USA.
August 16th, 2006 on 11:01 am
The 777 site is quite good but is it called ‘only 777’ because that is the amount of times you use the word ‘uber’ in each article?
:p
Also Mario 2 was great you bastards. Mouser, Wart and I can still remember the end sequence music. Fucking brilliant.
August 16th, 2006 on 11:57 am
I can remember the time I caught my cock in my zip when I was young, but that doesn’t mean it was brilliant…
August 16th, 2006 on 8:05 pm
Yes it does.