SPOT THE DELIBERATE MISTAKES
We’ve counted seven so far :(
1) Old men in suits working at SEGA. 2) Sonic’s left eye is on upside-down. 3) Sonic’s left shoulder is on wrong. 4) Sonic’s nose is coming off. 5) Sonic’s head and face in general. 6) Sonic’s arms should be the same colour as his belly. 7) Carpet and wall indicates photo was taken in a bland office, not on Mobius.
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August 11th, 2006 on 2:36 pm
7) Sonic doesn’t have any of his worthless “friends” hanging round in the background wrecking the game. Or maybe the guys in suits are the next crappy characters for Sonic 360 Live. After finishing a level as Sonic you have to do a level of the two wankers doing their tax returns. Then they catch fish or some shit.
August 11th, 2006 on 2:42 pm
8) it brings back memories of that dodgy paedo guy holding the GBA
August 11th, 2006 on 2:52 pm
9) The guy on the right is looking like former French Prime Minister J.P. Raffarin.
August 11th, 2006 on 2:58 pm
10) Sonic has half a mouth
11) Sonic is defying the laws of gravity by managing to avoid falling over
August 11th, 2006 on 3:57 pm
12) Use Sonic’s finger as some kind of Sybian attachment
August 11th, 2006 on 3:58 pm
12) Sonic points desperately at the exit whilst one man touches his ‘erogenous zone’ and the other covers his errection.
Im off on holiday so no more shit posts from me. Hooray.
August 11th, 2006 on 5:18 pm
14) Sonic’s spiky hair is clearly painted onto the wall, leaving a single, malformed, shark-fin-like attachment running all the way down to his mono-eye.
August 12th, 2006 on 2:01 am
15) Really, that Sonic is just wrong. Looks like some GCSE Art student(s) did it. It’s so wrong. It should never have been made. I mean, how the HECK do you get Sonic WRONG? It just doesn’t make sense. Back in the Mean Machines days there were 4-year olds sending in pics to Mean Yob that looked about 10 times better than that, and he’d even cuss THOSE, calling them things like ‘rubbish’ and ‘spazzy’ or whatever the cool words were back then (i was too busy playing sonic)
August 12th, 2006 on 4:59 am
I’d have prefered the title “Two Men stroking their Pricks” personally.
August 12th, 2006 on 1:22 pm
“Two men wank over fake Sonic”
August 13th, 2006 on 7:42 pm
Mean Yob!!! Ah, memories…
August 14th, 2006 on 1:01 pm
the guy on the right looks like a crappy football manager. probably for blackpool fc or some equally crap team?
August 14th, 2006 on 5:25 pm
16) Black jacket, grey trousers. It cheapens the appearance of Sonic’s new friends.
August 15th, 2006 on 9:06 pm
17) Sonic is _standing still_