THE ‘WRIST JOKE’ IS ALIVE AND WELL
In America, at least, where it would appear they’ve now caught up with the jokes we were making in the late 1970s.
![Thumbing it in Thumbing it in](/pics3/wristjoke.jpg)
Modern ‘pads’ are much more dependent on thumbs than wrists. In fact, it’s pretty much nothing to do with the wrist at all these days – unless you’re a fat 45-year-old marketing man with no new ideas for weak sexual innuendo to sell your tat to some idiots.
JOKES AMERICA STILL HAS TO COME
“Push my buttons” – sounds a bit like turning a woman on “Let me go on top” – split-screen gaming phrase that sounds a bit like a sexual position “Waggle my stick” – by ‘stick’ they might actually mean ‘cock’ and by ‘waggle’ they might mean ‘masturbate’ or ‘rub’ even though no one uses sticks any more “You came up my arse” – driving game reference that could also possibly also infer anal sex “Let’s take turns” – possible roasting/group sex multiplayer misunderstanding with hilarious and/or sexual harassment in the workplace consequences. “There’s a party in my pocket” – your new handheld gaming device is as much fun as having a wank
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August 10th, 2006 on 2:24 pm
WOULD!!
(yay I’ve been waiting ages to be the first person to say that – I can die a happy man now thanks)
August 10th, 2006 on 2:44 pm
I hate to spoil a good joke, but … As it’s a motion-sensing controller, the ‘wrist’ line could actually be relevant ~
August 10th, 2006 on 5:27 pm
“play with my joystick” sounds way better than “waggle my stick”. You know. Cock. Stick of joy. Et cetera.
August 10th, 2006 on 6:16 pm
Cheers for the enlightenment. Maybe you should be working for eDimensional.com Dave…
August 11th, 2006 on 5:22 am
Wind-up: Quite. It’s like commenting on what idiots the writers of the Simpsons must be because Homer said something stupid.
On a side note, has anyone else heard about the Sega Mega Drive compilation that’s being released for the PSP? Is this site even about Sega anymore?
August 11th, 2006 on 6:20 am
Why not:
“Finally, The Sloppy Seconds of Third Party Video Game Controllers is in Your Hands.”
or:
“Now, the Cosplay Bukkake of Sweatshop-Produced Gamepads is Upon You.”
or even:
“Like Having Anal Sex with your Sister, the GPad Pro Delivers the Best of Both Worlds.”
See? Advertising genius.
August 11th, 2006 on 11:07 am
i like the last one best defenestrator. but thats why i had to introduce myself to everyone on my new street before i could move in.
and would. but only if she kept her greasy clothes on.