It’s a box that says Sonic on it that someone thought we’d like to see. They took the photo on holiday and probably wish they’d saved the money and stayed at home watching telly if this was the highlight of the trip.

There’s no way Kotaku is going to link to this :(

Play SONIC as in Sonic The Hedgehog

Maybe if it was an official SEGA cardboard box we’d be a bit more enthusiastic.

SOME FAN FICTION ABOUT A CARDBOARD BOX

THE BOX OF JOY
By Michael Zorg

Who’s this in this box? Why, it’s Cream The Rabbit!

“Hello, big strong man. Do you want to get into the box with me?”

“Yes”

“I’m naked apart from my little orange shoes”

“Good”

We get in the box and a workman comes along, tapes up the box and puts it in a truck. The truck drives to Monaco and the journey goes really quickly because we’re having sex all the time.

In Monaco there’s a big house there which we’re allowed to have for free and live in together forever with no one else ever talking to us. It’s got satellite TV with all the sport and porn channels, and no internet or telephone.

The end.