THIS IS THE DEPRESSING LEVEL OF THINGS WE GET SENT THESE DAYS
It’s a box that says Sonic on it that someone thought we’d like to see. They took the photo on holiday and probably wish they’d saved the money and stayed at home watching telly if this was the highlight of the trip.
There’s no way Kotaku is going to link to this :(
Maybe if it was an official SEGA cardboard box we’d be a bit more enthusiastic.
SOME FAN FICTION ABOUT A CARDBOARD BOX
THE BOX OF JOY
By Michael ZorgWho’s this in this box? Why, it’s Cream The Rabbit!
“Hello, big strong man. Do you want to get into the box with me?”
“Yes”
“I’m naked apart from my little orange shoes”
“Good”
We get in the box and a workman comes along, tapes up the box and puts it in a truck. The truck drives to Monaco and the journey goes really quickly because we’re having sex all the time.
In Monaco there’s a big house there which we’re allowed to have for free and live in together forever with no one else ever talking to us. It’s got satellite TV with all the sport and porn channels, and no internet or telephone.
The end.
filed in GONZO on Aug.16, 2006
August 16th, 2006 on 2:16 pm
i LOVE happy endings
August 16th, 2006 on 2:25 pm
You obviously don’t get it, Zorg.
It says “Playsonic” which, if you pull it apart, can easily become “Play sonic”!
See? Play sonic! It’s almost viral in its subtlety!!!!!!
August 16th, 2006 on 3:36 pm
Is it just a typo of Panasonic?
August 16th, 2006 on 4:04 pm
Judging by the image’s alt tag, I think they got it, starke…
August 16th, 2006 on 5:02 pm
You really think so?
Crikey, it’s almost as if I was pretending or something!
August 16th, 2006 on 5:02 pm
I take that as an instruction. In that manner, perhaps this post makes one iota of a public service out of UKR.
August 16th, 2006 on 9:31 pm
There’s also a Viewsonic, should anyone care.
August 17th, 2006 on 1:20 pm
I’ll wait for the ‘ViewCream’ box, if you don’t mind, or maybe a ‘PlayBooth’, yes I like that idea