SAD FAT KID REALISES LIFE WILL ALWAYS BE ABOUT STANDING IN THE BACKGROUND
You can see his little heart breaking, as he mentally weighs up the pros of eating sweets and playing games all day against the cons of being popular.
No free things or parties for you, Porky Piggywinkle. Best you can hope for is to get in the top 1000 of something on Xbox Live.
filed in GONZO on Sep.12, 2006
September 12th, 2006 on 2:04 pm
:(
Who is the skinny twat in the red shirt and what is he doing on my internet?
September 12th, 2006 on 2:30 pm
…and why’s he got his 360 on a lanyard?
September 12th, 2006 on 2:41 pm
That fat kid deserves the 360 more than the other guy. He’s fat. He’ll probably spend a lot of time inside playing it.
I bet the Crimson Twig does nothing with it but watch DVDs, fire up the occasional game of Madden and show it off to his friends. All while the fat kid sits at home with only self-loathing and a family size bag of Cool Ranch Doritos to keep him company.
I’ve depressed myself.
September 12th, 2006 on 2:41 pm
who is sacha the flitzer?
what? why?
confused.
September 12th, 2006 on 2:45 pm
who is sacha the flitzer?
what? why?
He’s #1, of course.
September 12th, 2006 on 2:50 pm
would.
September 12th, 2006 on 3:49 pm
Ha Ha! Zorg – you tight git!
September 12th, 2006 on 9:45 pm
The kid in the red shirt wins the prize of taking down fatty’s lunch order on that pad ?
September 12th, 2006 on 11:27 pm
this fat fat kid is not sad, his mouth is just droping under the weight of his cheeks.
please correct your otherwise great article accordingly.
September 13th, 2006 on 12:50 am
the crimson twig,
bonehead,
and porky piggywinke.
September 13th, 2006 on 10:50 am
WTF is going on with boneheads hand ?
the one on Crimsons right sholder it looks like a pigs trotter…
very odd.
September 13th, 2006 on 10:55 am
The Crimson Twig has the longest fore-arm/hand combination I have ever seen on a human.
September 13th, 2006 on 12:25 pm
You’re missing the real story here. Look how wounded the black guy in the back of the shot is about being caught on camera. He knows he’s not going to get away with stealing anything today now.
September 13th, 2006 on 12:26 pm
“Here, take a picture of me with this cracker before me and my mates shoot him and steal his Xbox 360 what he’s scribbled on. Because we’re black, innit? Aight an’ t’ing.”
September 13th, 2006 on 12:28 pm
God that guy looking at the camera has pig trotters for hands. Some sort of weird human/pig monster.
September 13th, 2006 on 4:43 pm
Oh my fucking god, i need to sleep more, i just noticed it was a 360 in his hand, last time i looked i thought it was a note pad :(
Im off to specsavers in the morning :( :( :(
September 19th, 2006 on 4:30 pm
> “…and why’s he got his 360 on a lanyard?”
He’s about to drop the 360, thus snapping his neck clean off. It’s how all the cool kids commit suicide these days.