THE IS HE/ISN’T HE DISABLED GOOGLE VIDEO QUIZ
Why does everyone with a Google Video game show look disabled? Do they get extra benefits from the government for doing this?
Don’t complain. Even if he is, it’s OK to laugh at disabled people again thanks to Ricky Gervais. Possibly disabled video game show man.
filed in Uncategorized on Sep.04, 2006
September 4th, 2006 on 1:22 pm
FUCKING HELL
September 4th, 2006 on 1:27 pm
I dont think he is disabled but he should be like in ‘misery’ but without all the ‘dirty birdy’ talk.
September 4th, 2006 on 1:35 pm
Can I have government funding if I promise not to take the piss?
September 4th, 2006 on 2:07 pm
Jesus, looks like he hasn’t decorated his room since he was 8 years old. Unless of course, the “fluoescent stars shapes” on the wall are just spunkspots, glowing under a CSI “black light”.
September 4th, 2006 on 2:53 pm
Is ukr EVER going to pick on anyone who isnt just a nobody ?
Why not take a look at the frag doll uk forum and see how shit that has got and make fun of that ? oh i forgot zorg cant coz he might hurt his relations with ubisoft boo fucking hoo, laughing at nobodys is about as funny as reading the constant drivel about a pic of a box with sega on it, or a little scribble about peados to try and be edgey, grow a pair zorg and start takin the piss out of some big names ;)
September 4th, 2006 on 3:17 pm
Thanks for the suggestion about doing updates about the Frag Dolls. Sadly, we did those about 18 months ago.
Any other amazingly original ideas, you miserable cunt?
September 4th, 2006 on 3:17 pm
he sure DRILLED that one home. arf arf. sigh.
i quite like the z-list level of UKR. It makes it all the more desperate and lonely.
like my life.
September 4th, 2006 on 4:32 pm
I WANT TO BE HIM. IS THERE A PACK I CAN SEND AWAY FOR?
Really. I’m serious. I wish I was that good.
September 4th, 2006 on 4:40 pm
If nobody ‘big’ does something like this, then there’s nobody ‘big’ to take the piss out of.
That said, if somebody ‘big’ did do something like this- or if somebody /just puts some fucking effort in/- it might actually be good and they wouldn’t need to take the piss.
The general public just do it to themselves.
September 4th, 2006 on 4:56 pm
Worse than hitler!!
September 4th, 2006 on 5:54 pm
i’m not sure why, but i watched the whole thing.
i don’t think i ever want to play another video game.
but at least now i know what sort of people go to “lan parties”.
September 4th, 2006 on 5:58 pm
“Laughing at nobodys is about as funny as reading the constant drivel about a pic of a box with sega on it…”
Laughing at nobodies is what makes England great! Sometimes, people like this kid, are told LIES by their parents like: “Oh, you’re so talented.” And: “Size doesn’t matter.” And they believe these things. UKR needs to be here to tell these people the truth.
September 4th, 2006 on 6:12 pm
Really makes me appreciate that crap one that Sky One used to run more and more
September 4th, 2006 on 9:25 pm
Lol, I’ve got “itsmyyard” on my Xbox friends list for a year or so now, used to play Wrestlemania online with him.
September 4th, 2006 on 9:28 pm
“Why does everyone with a Google Video game show look disabled? Do they get extra benefits from the government for doing this?”
It’s a case of where do you want your tax money going? Free games for cripples so they can make internet gaming shows. Or illegal immagrants to make bombs with?
I know which i’d prefer. :D
September 4th, 2006 on 10:28 pm
i wouldn’t say disabled, but he does seem slightly aspergic, if that’s what you mean. aspergics are great fun.
September 4th, 2006 on 10:38 pm
“Why does everyone with a Google Video game show look disabled?”
It’s a feature, much like the PS3 pricing.
September 5th, 2006 on 1:15 am
DAVID BULMER PLEASE STAND UP
September 5th, 2006 on 9:08 am
Oh my THE ONE AND ONLY ZORG called me a cunt IM so honoured :) Thing is taking the piss out of people on google is TOO EASY maybe thats why it works for you eh zorg ;) Taking the piss out of big names is something you cant do because of your connections, so you just carry on picking on the little people, your my new HERO :D
September 5th, 2006 on 9:57 am
This is really to do with how much you’re obsessed with the Versus girls, isn’t it?
It’s OK, you can stop defending them now.
September 5th, 2006 on 10:14 am
hey whatever keeps UKR updating is ok by me, even if it is about cussing google videos which i can’t watch at work cos i don’t have flash and have to wait to get home to join in on the fun
:(
September 5th, 2006 on 10:47 am
DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS.
That’s devastatingly bad, I reckon we hunt the lad down and smash his FUCKING glasses while he’s wearing them.
Why does he also give us the “V” sign at the start? I think he’s totally spoiling for a rumble.
September 5th, 2006 on 11:15 am
I’m not even gonna bother trying to leave a witty comment. Did anyone notice his arms? Christ almighty, they were thin. you’d expect at least one of them to be muscular. He must be ambidextrous or something.
R.I.P Steve Irwin
September 5th, 2006 on 11:16 am
I don’t understand it Drill. Why do you deem it that people can only have the piss taken once they achieve some sort of celebrity status? What’s the fucking difference? They’re all cunts of some sort or another, and if they’re not famous they just desperately want to be – and that’s even more tragic.
September 5th, 2006 on 11:25 am
The guy looks like he’s off his tits on morphine due to his obvious spinal condition. You snide cunt Zorg, stop taking the piss out these freaks. Nobody likes a freak disser.
September 5th, 2006 on 11:36 am
Actually, I like a freak disser.
And so do you, by the look of your blog name.
September 5th, 2006 on 11:41 am
rumbled
September 5th, 2006 on 11:43 am
What the hell is Doctor Drill’s problem? Jesus, as long as the piss is taken out of SOMEBODY, quite frankly I don’t give a shit. It’s funny. Isn’t that all that matters?
In conclusion, please piss off. Quietly.
September 5th, 2006 on 11:47 am
Having watched the video again, is it me or does his voice make it sound like someone keeps grabbing his balls at random intervals?
His hand movements don’t exactly help this HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE imagery.
September 5th, 2006 on 12:00 pm
Cmdr_Zorg said…
This is really to do with how much you’re obsessed with the Versus girls, isn’t it?
Oh do keep up with the times mr zorg, you kinda sorta had a point with vs, they are all me me me, but im only moaning coz i still dont get the whole ukr thing or do i but i just dont find it that amusing taking the piss out of some 4 eyed geek who made his own youtube gaming show, it gets a bit teedious after a while, might be funnier if you went after people who are celebs or minor celebs, it just seems like ukr go after the weak and vunerable and its just like pfft wow there taking the piss out of a nobody again :(
And when you do attack people like versus all your doing is giving them more publicity which defeats the object surely ?
All i want is for ukr to make me laugh just once, not too much to ask is it?
September 5th, 2006 on 12:05 pm
Hate to be a grammar nazi (which I am), but is it really a coincidence that Doctor Drill’s posts are the only ones that are generally complete bull-plop, to use a friendly term, as well as the only posts to have questionable grammar and punctuation?
Could these two facts possibly be related?
Hmmm…
September 5th, 2006 on 12:09 pm
this man “dr Dill” clearly wants to achieve the same “nobody” celebrity status as the people zorg and co make fun of, by, surprise surprise, having zorg and co take the piss out of HIM. Dont rise to it commander. From here on out i will lead the boycott of attention seeking sads like dill here. He’ll get bored and go away right? try USresistance, dill, its HI-larious.
September 5th, 2006 on 12:27 pm
No ive been watching the site for the past few weeks, and i really do want this place to make me laugh just once.
As i pointed out, when zorg does this piss taking of the weak it gives them more attention, plus if he wanted to take the piss out of us he could have done it a long time ago ;)
we have been around almost a year, but nobody can take the piss out of us better than we can ;)
So my 1st agnda was coz i fancy the vs girls, (i got banned from their forum)
so 2nd it was to attract attention to us, hmmm could have been done ages ago.
My only agenda is for zorg to make me laugh just once, so i can die a happy man and say yes i get it now :P
September 5th, 2006 on 12:59 pm
So let me get this straight? UKR has lots of people who read it and find it funny and relate to the low rent sadness of it all in an ironic postmodern fashion. But what you want is for Zorg to totally change WHAT HE’S BEEN DOING FOR AGES so that he can make just you laugh once?
Isnt that some kind of crazy-assed ego complex. If you don’t get it… go someplace else. That’s what i do for kiddie por- i mean liqourice. Makes sense really.
September 5th, 2006 on 1:01 pm
doctor drill: “So my 1st agnda was coz i fancy the vs girls, (i got banned from their forum)“
Hmm. Indeed.
September 5th, 2006 on 1:10 pm
Have you got a second point to make, or do you just want to keep mentioning the same one about picking on the weak?
If you read more than three weeks worth (the other nine years, 49 weeks worth) you will find plenty of examples of updates that aren’t about disabled people and idiots on YouTube.
And who is this “we” and “us” that has been going for “almost a year”?
Have you got a little community of incoherent followers ready to “pwn” this comment thread?
September 5th, 2006 on 1:38 pm
Wait, is Doctor Drill one of the spackers from the video, or at the very least a cohort?
It has to be someone who has recently been taken the piss out of on UK:R at least. Possibly.
The plot thickens…
September 5th, 2006 on 1:46 pm
mmm thick creamy plot.
September 5th, 2006 on 3:01 pm
I doubt he’s even a real doctor…
September 5th, 2006 on 3:42 pm
Zorg, just ban the idiot. I mean, jeez, it’s your own site. Nobody will judge you. Except all VS girls followers/cunts, but their opinions don’t count anyway.
September 5th, 2006 on 4:16 pm
And who is this “we” and “us” that has been going for “almost a year”?
Have you got a little community of incoherent followers ready to “pwn” this comment thread?
Come on zorg, do you want me to do your work for you? we have had a forum and website for ages, and its one of the shitest around, so it surprises me that you havent found us already, no point doing us tho coz we know were shit and dont take it too serious, plus bombarding this thread would be pointless due to all the zorgamanics, and the fact we have a whopping 18 members :D, all im saying is im just not getting the ukr thing at all, past few weeks all ive seen is a few sonic carpets, a peado scribble and a woman made out of bits and bobs,You did ALMOST make me laugh with the mcdonnalds sex toys, but its hardly as cutting edge as everyone here makes it out to be, then you get slammed if you comment about ukr being as shit as the crap it points out to its readers.
I guess the one saving grace here is that your not chargeing us 6 quid to read this bollocks, Ive said my bit, and all cuss me down just because i dont find ukr funny or amusing pfft !
Bas said…
Zorg, just ban the idiot. I mean, jeez, it’s your own site. Nobody will judge you. Except all VS girls followers/cunts, but their opinions don’t count anyway.
(im on the floor pissing my pants over that reply)
September 5th, 2006 on 4:55 pm
I’m sure it’s just stating the bleedin’ obvious to most people reading this stuff, but it completely baffles me as to why you would keep dropping in to UKR when you don’t find it funny. I’ve seen a thousand sites that I don’t find funny and guess what – I don’t ever visit them again. Life’s too short and the net’s too big to waste time pissing about – or writing in to complain/egotistically demand that the writing style be changed to suit you.
September 5th, 2006 on 5:03 pm
doctor drill: “all im saying is im just not getting the ukr thing at all”
Well surely that’s your problem?
It’s the equivalent of going into Greggs and arguing with them because you don’t like their sausage rolls, demanding that they should change them to suit you, an individual’s needs while there’s already a decent sized audience happy enough to eat what they already serve.
In hindsight, it’s all a bit pointless really isn’t it?
September 5th, 2006 on 5:06 pm
Dr Driller.
I suggest you take it up on the official forum:
http://www.b2g3.com/boards/board.cgi?&user=ukresistance
They’ll be happy to discuss it with you on there.
September 5th, 2006 on 6:02 pm
Is he that mole guy out of banana man?
September 5th, 2006 on 7:45 pm
You have to admit tho, it is pretty ironic that ukr takes the piss out of little nobodys, but yet when another nobody ie me pop’s over and says he dont find ukr funny or amusing he gets jumped on and gets threatened with a ban ooohhhh i’ll still keep checking back coz i know one of these days ukr might make me laugh and when it does i will be sure to post and say so,it’s been fun, see ya around ;)
September 5th, 2006 on 11:12 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WJRGDGZx5k
IT’S WAR!!!!!!!!
September 5th, 2006 on 11:35 pm
WHAT A SPAZ!
September 5th, 2006 on 11:44 pm
Oh.
Dear.
Lord.
So it WAS that wazzock posting!
Oh, well, that makes everything different.
Really there was no need to slag him off, sounding as he does. I mean, christ, half the time through that it was near impossible to hear what he says. He does know that he has to open his mouth to speak, right? Surely having a voice like that is punishment enough. (Here’s a fun game, listen to it again and see how many times he makes a ‘tsch’ noise, or pauses for a second in the middle of a sentence and between or during words.)
Also he may or may not be dyslexic, but that is irrevelant.
Ah, you gotta love internet drama.
September 6th, 2006 on 2:58 am
I kinda waited a day to see how actual so called “gamers” on here would respond to it. Not to mention that if i just posted now i would get about 50 more comments about how crap it is.
While i really dont care what you guys think and post all you want with stuff that can waste your day a little longer, I actually have to thank you people, cause if it wasnt for you it wouldnt have been just 50 people watching it, youve now turned it into nearly 2000 hits in a matter of 36 hours. Your site has made a difference even if its to utterly try and destroy someones life at making something (which would never work).
Woopdie doo i have a lisp and a speech impediment and a body that looks like ive just come from a coffin, it doesnt matter really, and i could rant all day/night with this but theres really no need. I just find it really funny you guys are making a big deal at something I made which was intended to just waste my time. So heres what im going to do. im gonna make more episodes just so you can complain like child bullies with your woolie jumpers and packed lunch boxes. That ok?
Oh wait i forgot, i dont give a shit :-p
September 6th, 2006 on 8:46 am
Man, that’s a serious threat. I think we should seriously stop making fun of this dude guys! He’s obviously a dangerous opponent.
September 6th, 2006 on 9:36 am
Making a big deal?
It takes like a few seconds to respond to the original post on this site. The original article maybe took 5 mins to write and link you your site. You however spent a great deal more time creating that terrible video.
You are our entertainment and I do thank you for that.
September 6th, 2006 on 9:57 am
haha, what a guy! I fucking love him. “come from a coffin”. I think he even gets that we love his stuff really for the great entertainment it is, however unintentional. Pity Drill didn’t.
September 6th, 2006 on 10:01 am
That certainly told us didn’t it?
September 6th, 2006 on 10:19 am
He sure gave us a dressing down. I feel dirty. In a good way.
At least he didnt take it too hard.
September 6th, 2006 on 10:55 am
I think creamyrabbit summed this up pretty well.
I love it when vict-umm, people, take Zorg’s articles seriously.
September 6th, 2006 on 12:41 pm
Well it does show that ukr is kinda pointless in what it tries to do tho, it tries to take the piss out of people like him and vs when you did it to them (im not anything to with vs id like to add once more as it wasnt said clearly enough last time) all ukr has achieved is giving them more hits and attention, hence why i said it would be funnier if it was aimed at minor celebs in the gaming world, was just an idea :P it
just seems when ukr tries to take the piss out of nobodys it just keeps bacfireing ;)
But if it works for you then keep doing it.
September 6th, 2006 on 12:47 pm
“Well it does show that ukr is kinda pointless in what it tries to do tho”
It tries to be funny.
It is.
Just not to you.
it just keeps bacfireing ;)
Every time you try to make a decent post (which itself is impossible because you keep saying the same thing over and over again) atrocious spelling like this just makes you look like a spazz thus ticking the ‘null and void’ box next to anything you say.
September 6th, 2006 on 1:04 pm
Do we have any readers from Swindon who can go round to Drill’s house and give him a Sonic dirty protest or something? Or string him up in the middle of that stupid roundabout perhaps.
September 6th, 2006 on 3:26 pm
Oi, now i know you aint dissing our roundabouts :P its what were world famous for, it sure as hell isnt for our sodding football team :(
I guess the main reason im not getting the whole ukr thing is because sooooo many people rave on about it, like its some big cult thing, but when ive poped over and seen things like the peado scribble, i really cant find anything about that funny and it really shouldnt be joked about imo, as i did say i almost laughed at the mcdonnalds sex toy thing, i’ll just hang back and see what happens.
And you dont have to keep pointing out my bad spelling in every post, you now see my excuse, im in SWINDON :(
September 6th, 2006 on 4:13 pm
Just so you know.
Its ‘we’re’ as in ‘we are’. Not ‘were’ as in ‘i were from swindon i were’.
And its ‘popped’ as in ‘popped my cherry’ rather than ‘poped’ as in a trick the pope would pull on his friends.
And i STILL dont understand why you come here if you dont like it? It’s like looking at hours and hours of bukaki hentai and then complaining about something being too explicit (thats what i told the judge anyway). UKR says what it is on the front page like ronseal only without that guy shouting.
September 6th, 2006 on 6:37 pm
Fuck off…..:P
(might need a proof reader for our website and forum)
Who want’s an UNPAID job ?
September 7th, 2006 on 12:19 am
Is that a hand job or a blow job?
And congratulations on the first post you have EVER made without spelling mistakes, grammatical errors, and general fuck-witted-ness.
If only your english teacher could see you now!
September 7th, 2006 on 2:03 pm
There shouldn’t be an apostrophe in “wants”. Apostrophe represents an abbreviation, so the above would mean “Who want is an UNPAID job”. There also shouldn’t be a space between “job” and the question mark.
No, I don’t want to proofread your site for free. If you’re too fucking lazy or stupid to learn proper English, you shouldn’t be writing a webpage. Cunt.
September 7th, 2006 on 3:32 pm
The spastic – WOULD
Doctor Drill – WOULD
September 8th, 2006 on 12:01 pm
Hey guys,
As a famous disabled person, I’d like a little more attention please. What’s the point in giving that no-name spacko all the attention?
Words cannot describe just how awful your show is mybackyard. Namely because I have no swear words or blasphemy inputted into my voice simulator.
September 12th, 2006 on 12:25 pm
What an incredibly boring man.
“Noh I’m just kiddin’!”