A PHOTOGRAPH OF A MAN’S SEGA PENCIL
Words cannot… there’s nothing you can… it’s not possible to express… you simply can’t… no one could ever…
He was bored enough to send it. We were bored enough to upload it. You’re bored enough to be looking at it. The sooner AIDS or North Korea or cancer puts us all out of our miseries the better.
filed in GONZO on Oct.13, 2006
October 13th, 2006 on 2:59 pm
That’s great. I’m totally going to send you a picture of me wearing my Sonic 2 jacket and wearing my Sonic neck tie now.
October 13th, 2006 on 3:33 pm
Dear Halverde,
PLEASE GOD YES!!
October 13th, 2006 on 4:11 pm
my mate made me a sega t-shirt that says “to be this good takes pete” haha, i love it but i fear a little bit of my (fucked already) street cred dies a little each time i wear it…
it also has a little sonic on the back under the neck..(what is wrong with me!!!)
October 13th, 2006 on 4:47 pm
Thats better than my Mr.T pencil I stole off my German teacher in 1997!!
October 13th, 2006 on 5:12 pm
As its a yellow pencil, I’m guessing he’s got more of them babies hidden away somewhere.. A picture of the complete set would be cool.
Perhaps a lifestyle shot of a retard colouring in a picture of sonic with his tongue sticking out (the retard’s not Sonic’s).
October 13th, 2006 on 6:58 pm
would…
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sorry :(
October 13th, 2006 on 6:59 pm
In a “wish i had a bloody camera” moment yesterday, I noticed a talking sonic plush in its presentation box hidden into the background of a small game shop.
Possibly for the better…
October 14th, 2006 on 3:48 am
ah bollocks to you all, have you got the stalin’s final concert on dvd? no! have i? yes!
October 14th, 2006 on 1:40 pm
Do you have any higher res images of the pencil?
October 14th, 2006 on 4:28 pm
i should send in some pictures of my sonic condoms ‘in use’
October 15th, 2006 on 12:36 pm
Do you have the rest of the set?
October 15th, 2006 on 1:13 pm
I’m dissapointed that he only took a picture from one angle. Surely, using modern technology we could see what the wrap around artwork is like completely and not just the word “Sega” and a bit of Sonic.
E-mail him back and tell him to try harder next time.
October 15th, 2006 on 5:17 pm
Another great article!!
200 out of 10!!
October 16th, 2006 on 3:42 am
Sega PENCIL?
Pft! I’ve got a Sega PEN!
October 16th, 2006 on 8:58 am
This must be what they mean by modern art.
Halverde I hope you are not all talk and no Sonic 2 jacket! Remember to pixelate your horrible face, incase it is horrible.
October 19th, 2006 on 6:06 pm
Fascinating. I seem to be commiting suicide now.
September 27th, 2007 on 10:45 pm
I swear to Christ I’ve seen this pencil in real life. Probably back in primary school.
Reminds me of a pencil case shaped like a Gameboy somebody had back then. To this day I’d buy that if I saw it at a flea market or boot sale.