It’s called ‘Spiel Macht Frei’ and was recorded by ‘Von Aschenbach : Minister of Ideology’. It’s a bit like Marilyn Manson and Rammstein, which isn’t the sort of thing we usually like to say the least.

Still, it’s also only 35 seconds long so isn’t eligible for entry to the singles chart. On the plus side, it’s only 35 seconds long.

You can listen to it if you like [926k MP3]

And we always thought Richard Jacques would do our theme tune :(