EMERGENCY CHANGE OF EDITORIAL STANCE: EVERYONE MUST BUY A PLAYSTATION3 WITH *IMMEDIATE EFFECT*
Ha ha! We’ve only been joking for the last ten years! Sony rocks! Let’s all go and buy PlayStation3s and not even sell them on Ebay the next day! Let’s buy 50 just to put in a cupboard! Come on, everybody! The PS3 party queue starts right behind us!

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The Utility Belt: Sony’s loss is at least $240 on every PS3, triple Xbox 360’s
filed in LIES on Nov.17, 2006
November 17th, 2006 on 7:26 am
don’t put it in the cupboard. what if some poor innocent child finds it. best drive over it with your car, thus destroying the evil and costing sony money in one go.
November 17th, 2006 on 10:29 am
Hey Zorg, why dont you buy all of us who support UKR one. It would make you feel good, it would screw with sony, and i could swap mine with a chav for some crack.
November 17th, 2006 on 10:34 am
Even the thought of Sony losing that much money on my purchase still isn’t enough for me to even contemplate heading into that kind of territory.
November 17th, 2006 on 11:42 am
i’m with you starke. i’ll stick to my dreamcast till the end.
November 17th, 2006 on 1:59 pm
How much money are they going to lose on the slimline PS3 when it comes out in six years?
How much profit are they making on the games then?
November 17th, 2006 on 2:05 pm
It’ll make money in four years time when Blu-ray is the new DVD.
That’s why we need to nip it in the bud NOW.
November 17th, 2006 on 3:21 pm
I’d like to buy one but I am too afraid bad gangstas are going to shot me ;(
http://www.forbes.com/entrepreneurs/feeds/ap/2006/11/17/ap3184505.html
http://www.onnnews.com/?sec=&story=sites/ONN/content/pool/200611/1471714040.html
This is dangerous! (potential new european PS3 slogan)
November 18th, 2006 on 12:26 am
Sony is so lame. Judging by the prices people are paying for these things on eBay, they could have charged $1100 for it and made a profit on each one.
November 19th, 2006 on 1:10 am
Smashy smashy!
http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=22298
November 19th, 2006 on 8:21 am
For fucks sake, what the fuck is going on? People killing each other over a lump of fecking plastic? Jeez, at least with retro no bugger’s going to knock you over head or “bust cap in yer ass” for a fecking 25 year old ZX spectrum!
November 19th, 2006 on 8:25 am
As much as I’d love to appreciate the “smashy smashy”, anyone who seeks attention that desperately should have been drowned at birth.
November 19th, 2006 on 7:39 pm
you lot are f***ing sad. Getting worked up over consoles. The PS3 will be a good machine by the looks of things, at least as good as xbox360, if not better for people with HDTV’s that want a console + Blu-ray playback + a decent media centre ( linux based, better than the x360 effort )
November 19th, 2006 on 9:23 pm
Zounds, the fucking irony.