NOT EVERYTHING'S A RIP-OFF
There are some good bargains to be had out there:
The UK’s finest MILF, yours for only ten quid in Woolworths. Oh, and PS3 IS SHIT and it’s unlikely anyone has pre-ordered one today, just to keep you updated.
filed in GONZO on Feb.27, 2007
February 27th, 2007 on 3:26 pm
I might just go and pre-order one today, then cancel just after, if only to get Sony’s collective pulse racing.
February 27th, 2007 on 3:33 pm
10 notes? Maybe I’d have it if it was 9.99?
February 27th, 2007 on 3:54 pm
I don’t think PS3 is a very good console.
February 27th, 2007 on 4:12 pm
your wrong, i went out for the first time in weeks yeasterday and there were no decent bargains my £7 could buy.
February 27th, 2007 on 5:05 pm
Getting back to the more important PS3 news…
I asked in Virgin today about how well PS3 pre-orders are going. The man behind the counter said…”its been mad!”
So there you go, you are all wrong.
February 27th, 2007 on 5:52 pm
Cos the man behind the counter at Virgin is obviously an oracle on the matter.
February 27th, 2007 on 5:52 pm
What do you mean more important news? Milf. Thats right. Milf.
February 27th, 2007 on 6:01 pm
that shows how much you dumbasses know the ps3 has broke the record for most preordered console and carol vordeman isnt tht hot get over your self tonza_16_2006@hotmail.co.uk
February 27th, 2007 on 6:29 pm
Sigh.
1. Can you prove that?
2. Have you ever heard of ‘humour’?
3. Have you met my friend, Punctuation? Yeah. That guy is awesome. He’ll help you look less of an idiot.
February 27th, 2007 on 7:16 pm
Don Corleone! You’re either trying to get a rise, or you’re just a cunt.
Probably both actually.
To everyone else, I really, really like getting spam in my inbox. My address is tonza_16_2006@hotmail.co.uk.
Any help on getting a few more mails a day would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks.
February 27th, 2007 on 7:58 pm
Let me get this straight.. your email address is tonza_16_2006@hotmail.co.uk ?
Thats tonza_16_2006@hotmail.co.uk
Just again for clarification… tonza_16_2006@hotmail.co.uk
Spammers are going to love you, not only do you spread your email address everywhere, but you believe everything you hear, enjoy your PS3, and your penis pills. And I hope that hot insider stock info really pans out for you.
February 27th, 2007 on 10:14 pm
A “Mr. Fucking Moron”, has just registered for spam.com’s official fan-club.
February 27th, 2007 on 11:26 pm
I reckon he posted the e-mail address of someone he hates. Maybe it’s Ken’s hotmail address?
Anyway, my investigation lead me to ask Amazon whether they’re just taking as many PS3 pre-orders as they can or only up to the amount they’ve been allocated. It’s the latter. And they’re still pre-ordering. Didn’t Wii pre-orders sell out in 7 minutes on Amazon?
sxskse – I reckon people who quote Word Verification words just make them up…
February 28th, 2007 on 12:45 am
dont no body be dissin me carol
February 28th, 2007 on 12:46 am
dont no one be dissin the carol!
February 28th, 2007 on 12:47 am
dont no one be dissin the carol!
February 28th, 2007 on 1:37 am
She must have a big pussy cos thats one hell of an echo.
February 28th, 2007 on 11:00 am
She’s welsh y’know. WELSH!
I’m losing wood rapidly.
On the upside, she’s back on the market, since Jan 2007 – according to wikipedia. Which means it’s true.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carol_Vorderman
SHE’S HAD AN AFFAIR WITH GAZ TOP!
Wonder if there was any 3 way action with Violet Berlin. That would be ace.
If any UKR readers with photoshop skillz could be arsed, is there any chance of a picture, real or imagined, of the tableau in question?
February 28th, 2007 on 11:13 am
“In 2005, Vorderman beat off other celebrities in ITV’s Gameshow Marathon, winning the series.”
February 28th, 2007 on 11:21 am
Lenny:
Did you purposely imply masturbation in your post?
Or was it purely coincidental?
February 28th, 2007 on 12:56 pm
pretty obvious tbh…in future let’s just spell out every single joke so we can entice more fucking morons to these message boards. Like we don’t already have enough..
February 28th, 2007 on 2:00 pm
Smeghammer. Go bollocks. It’s pretty obvious to me, and everyone else that you are a cunt.
Your post was kind of ironic too, as you are clearly a fucking moron.
Good day to you, and lets stop this childish bickering? If you retaliate to this, then it almost certainly means that you smell, and fancy men.
February 28th, 2007 on 2:37 pm
You guys get really worked up about TV screens huh?
February 28th, 2007 on 3:25 pm
I think it’s more to do with the fact that we are bored. And lonely. Any attention is good……..isn’t it?
Word verification: hkwuhap I can’t think of anything witty to write about it, but it sounds funny.
March 2nd, 2007 on 3:50 pm
Carol looks like skeletor’s sister, with her false teeth :-o
She wears uplift underwear etc…
I’d rather shag a fat 40-something with her own teeth still intact.
Carol was hot 5years ago or so.