And that’s not just tonight’s wank fantasy – it’s a SOLID GOLD FACT:

January US sales totals:

Wii: 436,000
X360: 294,000
PS3: 244,000

And don’t go saying it’s stock issues – Sony’s got 25 million of the things clogging up store aisles out there right now. Six million sold by the end of March? Get real, dickwads.

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Plus PS3 is still selling a ridiculously rubbish 20k a week in Japan. WELL DONE, WORLD! It’s now more important than ever that Europe doesn’t embarrass itself by bailing out Sony’s horrendous, half-finished console.