AMERICA. LAND OF EVERYTHING APART FROM PLAYSTATION 3
American hardware sales figures are in for March, and as the NPD isn’t run by Nazis we’re allowed to say what they are on the internet:
DS: 508k PS2: 280k Wii: 259k X360: 199k PSP: 180k GBA: 148k PS3: 130k
Just the usual CATACLYSMIC SALES DISASTER for PS3 then. Guess those, er, shortages are still hitting sales, what with there only being a spare three million on shelves worldwide.
At least the massive UK sales will make up for it.
filed in WAR ON PS3 on Apr.20, 2007
April 20th, 2007 on 12:29 am
trust the americans to enter the war at the last minute and completely dominate it with a crushing victory.
and the nazis.
April 20th, 2007 on 12:45 am
I’ll have you know that we’ve been doing our part for quite some time.
After the initial assault where we were caught by surprise and went a bit bonkers(somewhat like another Pearl Harbor), we pulled together and gave it our all.
Word verification: pdqjfkp – A quickie with a pidgeon.
April 20th, 2007 on 1:14 am
Why all your haterz on the US be down on the PS Triple? That shit is a bomb.
April 20th, 2007 on 1:42 am
“Why all your haterz on the US be down on the PS Triple? That shit is a bomb.”
I think you meant “it’s bombing”, right ?
April 20th, 2007 on 1:55 am
Ah, NPD day. ‘Tis like Christmas, but every month. I like to pretend that it’s 2002 and the PS3 numbers are PS2 numbers and the Wii sales are Dreamcast.
April 20th, 2007 on 2:22 am
Even the fuckng GBA sold more! AHAHAHAH! Ah, good times.
April 20th, 2007 on 5:28 am
Wow, have you seen the latest Sony lies? Here’s their “spin” (i.e. untruths so blatant that even their fans are calling them out on it) about PS3 sales in March.
Note especially the bit where their low sales are due to supply constraints.
Word verification: dafhutwc – the sound Sony employees made when they heard the sales.
April 20th, 2007 on 9:01 am
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT CHASER SAID
April 20th, 2007 on 9:22 am
Lets see the Nintendo spin on the numbers:
8 year old console sells over 100% more than new one
April 20th, 2007 on 11:29 am
“8 year old console sells over 100% more than new one”
Here’s a little pic to celebrate
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/2218/mariokz3.jpg
Here’s were they might sell some PS3s
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/679/qvcqu7.jpg
And here’s another failed attempt at ebay hawking.
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/205/playstationsmashqi3.jpg
April 20th, 2007 on 5:37 pm
The disturbing thing is that the PS3 isn’t photoshopped in. So some fat dude actualy got naked near one, he needs to go to the clinic to get a test now.
dfjher – The name fat guy gives his penis
May 10th, 2007 on 9:37 am
HA HA HA