You’re seriously letting the side down. There’s a FUCKING WAR GOING ON, in case you hadn’t FUCKING NOTICED. Get your FUCKING factories into FUCKING GEAR and get some FUCKING CONSOLES out onto the FUCKING SHELVES, you FUCKING LAZY bunch of shysters.

NINTENDO - PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER 2

Wii STOCK SHAME HANDS VICTORY TO PS3

NINTENDO: LETTING ALL SIDES DOWN

ONCE AN ENEMY, ALWAYS AN ENEMY

If we don’t start seeing some Wiis out there PRETTY FUCKING SOON we’re going to have to start another war. Honestly. It’s like you’re not even trying. How hard is it to put Gamecubes into white boxes anyway?