PLAYSTATION IS FOR AIDS-RIDDLED, CHILD ABUSING MURDERERS
And that’s according to actual evidence:
Kidnap boy lured by promise of PlayStation
Kidnap boy lured by promise of PlayStation
Jurors have been shown a video interview with a Perth man accused of conspiring with his homosexual partner to murder a boy they kidnapped and sexually abused for 20 days.
The man, Victor Leslie Urquhart, 46, who has AIDS, said the boy was lured to their home with the promise of a PlayStation.
Urquhart and his partner Robbie Sebastian Wheeler, 43, are on trial in the Western Australian District Court accused of plotting to wilfully murder the teenage boy.
The pair have already pleaded guilty in court to 27 charges between them, including deprivation of liberty and sexually assaulting the boy between August 30 and September 19, 2005, but have pleaded not guilty to conspiring to kill him.
Mr Urquhart said in the interview shown to the jury today he minimised the risk of the boy contracting AIDS by engaging only in oral sex and not having anal sex with him.
“I didn’t engage in anal sex with the boy because of AIDS,” he said.
During the interview with Perth detectives, Urquhart said he had never forced the boy to do anything.
He said he was freaked out by the situation but did not call police because he “didn’t want to get into trouble”.
He said he basically went along with Mr Wheeler, who lured the boy to their house by promising him a PlayStation or an X-box.
“Ryan offered him a PlayStation or an X-box.
“We had Maccas for dinner the first night.“I made sure he ate – he had hot dogs, chips, takeaway and pizza.
“He was well looked after and showered and all that.”
Urquhart said the boy was restrained by Wheeler during the 20 days, but had gone to the house of his own free will.
He had used bucket in the bathroom as a toilet.
Earlier today the jury was shown sketches, diagrams and notes taken from the home of the pair.
Documents shown to jurors included details of how the pair planned to go cruising and wanted to pick up a straight boy – “the younger the better” – and drug them before handcuffing them.
“The younger they are the shorter we’ll keep them, unless we snag a homeless one.
“When we’ve finished with them want to get rid of them, start doing some snuff and damage them.
“Make sure find a safe place to dump them.”
Another document contained the sentence: “Won’t acid take care of the body so it’s just bones?”
The trial continues.
And so is Xbox.
filed in WAR ON PS3 on Apr.15, 2007
April 15th, 2007 on 11:45 am
Ive said it before, all faggots should be gassed.
April 15th, 2007 on 12:33 pm
Prefer them with gravy and peas myself.
April 15th, 2007 on 12:56 pm
I knew it was only a matter of time before UKR shoved it’s head up it’s own arse so far it self destructed.
Being rabid anti Sony is fine, but it is just dumb. Lay off the Sunny D.
April 15th, 2007 on 1:16 pm
Hmm, bit poor taste really.
I get you being ironic, but . . .
April 15th, 2007 on 1:20 pm
hey man i hate sony to but dont
April 15th, 2007 on 1:27 pm
love this site to bits but you can find better material than this i am sure
April 15th, 2007 on 1:38 pm
do’nt like it!!!!
April 15th, 2007 on 1:52 pm
Yet another Sony PR screw up.
April 15th, 2007 on 2:09 pm
yup, this is fucking poor taste, fuck sony, but fuck you even more.
April 15th, 2007 on 2:22 pm
Simond10:
I heard you the first fucking time!!!
April 15th, 2007 on 2:30 pm
heh, though it rejected my post, so i submitted it again.
April 15th, 2007 on 3:06 pm
“Hey, a strange man on the Intarwebs is offering me a Playstation or Xbox, all I need to do is come to his house!”
*The kid is brutally killed by evil faggots*
*UK:R makes a post about it*
*Internet explodes*
April 15th, 2007 on 3:20 pm
I think if you weren’t retarded you would note that they’re on trial for plotting to murder, not actually murdering the boy. So shut your faces. Boohoo its poor taste… get a life, it’s funny.
April 15th, 2007 on 5:05 pm
yup, this is fucking poor taste,
I agree, child abusers kidnapping and abusing children is in very poor taste, to say the least.
I’m not sure how linking to a news story about it is in bad taste though. It’s not as if there were pictures or anything.
I find some of the homophobic commentary a bit disturbing though (as I’m not convinced it’s entirely ironic).
April 15th, 2007 on 5:28 pm
Huh. I’ve seen much worse things than this here, why are so many people getting worked up about it?
It’s like that furore about the Queen shooting herself in South Park. It’s South Park. It’s what they do.
Flamin’ nora.
April 15th, 2007 on 5:42 pm
Yep, personally, didn’t bat an eyelid when the queen shot herself on SP..you just take that shit for granted after 11 series.
I don’t understand all the incoherent, half-finished sentences in that story thing…what’s that all about?
Also, overall, it reminded me of one of those gayass competition adverts you get at the top of virtually every website ever…you know the ones…is tony blair gay? yes/no…win a laptop. Would you like to be reamed by 2 aids ridden Australians? Yes/no…win a PS3 (or xbox..your choice!)
Fucked up, just no need, really.
April 15th, 2007 on 6:05 pm
Not sure why anyone would get offended by this update.. Check out the archives and you’ll find a slightly sick sense of humour is part and parcel of UK:R
(The old “Great Jobs for Paedophiles” sketches being one of my favourites!)
April 15th, 2007 on 8:49 pm
Hmm, I wouldn’t say this is ‘sick’ or ‘poor taste’ – I don’t come to UK:R for child-friendly pictures of cute pandas or tributes to Diana – but I would have to damn it, perhaps far more devastatingly, as ‘not very funny’. Still, everyone’s allowed an off day. (That’s why Sega have allowed Sonic onto the PS3, after all.)
April 16th, 2007 on 5:41 am
Yeah…..
you’ve really gone too far with this one. It’s not funny, and to post all those horrifying details of the case made it worse. I come to UK:R for light hearted fun, and this is not it.
April 16th, 2007 on 9:42 am
You mean this sort of thing is illegal?
GOD DAMN IT!
*releases disabled homless kids*
Oh, and connel, if you don’t like it… fuck off.
April 16th, 2007 on 9:54 am
“I come to UK:R for light hearted fun”
How long have you been reading this site?! Or did you get the URL mixed up with mylittlepony.org/pixie_dust?
This isn’t fucking happy-go-lucky land where no one gets offended. Whether you agree with the material or not, you should know by now that there are no depths too low on UK:R – that’s why it’s so damn funny.
Plus, if two old camp men promise me a playstation in return for a ride in their car, I’d run a fucking mile! I would not turn round and say “can I get some pizza and a manky cock in my mouth to go with that?”
Not the funniest post I’ve ever read, but certainly shouldn’t have warranted all the moral outrage crap.
April 16th, 2007 on 1:40 pm
Well, I usually enjoy the stuff on here, but I felt this was unwarranted.
So I went away in disgust.
But nobody noticed.
April 16th, 2007 on 1:54 pm
“Ryan offered him a PlayStation or an X-box.”
BUT WHICH DID HE CHOOSE?
April 16th, 2007 on 1:59 pm
I see where it all went wrong actually, they offered him a playstation or xbox, and he said “I’d rather have a wii” so they not being hip young things just thought he meant a golden shower of aids wee.
April 16th, 2007 on 2:20 pm
So did he get the playstation or not?
April 16th, 2007 on 3:22 pm
Too far, guys.
And as a bonus we get to meet the homophobes of UK:R. Nice!
“jbydrlk” The noise you make as you realise this story has brought a little bit of vomit up in your mouth.
April 16th, 2007 on 4:46 pm
My guess is he went for the playstation, MS fanboys tend to complain when they get shafted, $ony fanboys bend over and ask for more.
April 16th, 2007 on 7:37 pm
“Going too far” you soppy, over-sensitive pricks? Don’t like such dark subject matter? THEN GET THE FUCK OUT. You’ve obviously missed what UK:R is about, and are probably reading this in America, labouring under the misconception that it’s a news site. It isn’t. It’s not a “rumor site” either, as I’ve seen some of you cunts refer to it elsewhere.
I hope Zorg stops posting this PS3 war bullshit just so the clueless Yanks fuck off again, we’re really quite tired of seeing just how many of you don’t get it.
April 17th, 2007 on 8:02 am
There’s really no excuse for a post like this. Call it satire, call it business as usual for UK Resistance; whatever you want to call it, it’s in really poor taste.
Sometimes I think that UK:R is willing to justify any of its behavior, no matter how tacky, by calling it “parody”. I’m also coming to the unfortunate conclusion that the editors of this site really have no idea what “parody” means.
JR
April 17th, 2007 on 1:09 pm
what editors?
it’s not parody it’s hyperbole and self-ridicule.
April 17th, 2007 on 2:19 pm
HILARIOUS. BRAVO. MORE PAEDO HUMOUR PLEASE.
April 17th, 2007 on 8:12 pm
There’s really no excuse for a post like this. Call it satire, call it business as usual for UK Resistance; whatever you want to call it, it’s in really poor taste.
Sometimes I think that UK:R is willing to justify any of its behavior, no matter how tacky, by calling it “parody”. I’m also coming to the unfortunate conclusion that the editors of this site really have no idea what “parody” means.
Great, now fuck off. You’re obviously new here, lured by the PS3 bashing posts. Heh, how appropriate.
HILARIOUS. BRAVO. MORE PAEDO HUMOUR PLEASE.
Yeah, you too.
Thing is, I missed posts like these, it keeps people like these away from here, as it’s funny to a certain group of people. People who don’t just come here for PS3 post after PS3 post.
April 17th, 2007 on 8:27 pm
I liked what slim said best :)
Word verification: Fewly…The only word i’ve ever seen that might actually be mistaken for a real word.
April 18th, 2007 on 11:31 am
Thing is, I missed posts like these, it keeps people like these away from here, as it’s funny to a certain group of people. People who don’t just come here for PS3 post after PS3 post.
Me too… when do we get to hear about a child getting a wiimote rammed up their arse?
April 22nd, 2007 on 2:44 pm
I think a lot of ppl are missing the point of this article which is to simply say, that the Playstation brand is so engrained in today’s youth, that it can be abused in this way.
I think he’s just reflecting what fans of other platforms are up again’st and it’s a wonder PS3 got rejected at all.
Anyway, it’s no worse than what you hear on the news all too often these days, and if I don’t like it, I have the free will to switch channels, or in this case not continue reading the whole article.