We know SO MUCH about Richard Jacques we even know that his surname is pronounced “Jakes” rather than “Jacks”. Which means everyone’s clever headlines like “Richard Jacques off to SEGA” and “We’d rather Jacques” are WRONG and based on incorrect Richard knowledge.

Therefore our headline about Rich doing the music for SEGA’s upcoming The Club is a good headline, a rhyming headline, and a right headline. Even though it doesn’t scan as well as, say, “Richard Jacques off in The Club” or some other such lame entendre that will be all over the internet by tomorrow.

Anyway. here’s a link about it that uses the very boring headline “SEGA reveals music composers for THE CLUB”.

That’s a screenshot of The Club. Hopefully Richard will see this update and send us a link to an audio sampler piece, although, what with copyrights and legal things, this might not be possible.

There are no audio clips on his MySpace page and we note with some sadness that we are not in his “top 12”. There is a photo of him playing a piano though. He appears to be cheating by using a Mac to read the music off.

BACK OFF, BITCH.