A VIDEO OF RESISTANCE ON THE NEWS
Sadly it doesn’t show Sony sacrificing a goat at the altar to please the ‘Sales Figures God’.
“Turned into a computerised scene of mass murder”
filed in PR DISASTER on Jun.11, 2007
Sadly it doesn’t show Sony sacrificing a goat at the altar to please the ‘Sales Figures God’.
“Turned into a computerised scene of mass murder”
filed in PR DISASTER on Jun.11, 2007
THIS IS HOW IT ALWAYS ENDS
June 11th, 2007 on 11:29 am
I thought Jesse James was murdered in Missouri in 1882….
June 11th, 2007 on 11:33 am
“There is a war going on, not just in Iraq BUT IN THE MINDS OF OUR CHILDREN!”
June 11th, 2007 on 12:27 pm
She can only really blame the game for her son’s murder if he was a little scuttling crab thing.
June 11th, 2007 on 12:33 pm
Sony said: “The religion is based upon fiction and is about as real as aliens”
June 11th, 2007 on 12:40 pm
i go out killing cause life is like a fps but with better graphics, i live in manchester so im off to get my axe and slaughter the goat on the steps wearing a sony t-shirt all to help the cause
jveeico – the noise a priest makes when he dies in Resistance: Fall of man. (poor I know)
June 11th, 2007 on 1:11 pm
They should have a go at playing Painkiller, I think about half of that game involves running around churches, killing hundreds of god knows what.
June 11th, 2007 on 3:35 pm
While they’re at it why don’t they just ban letting people leave their houses, except to go to church obviously, and to rape choir boys.
ftwkcjy – the sound of a choir boys scream when my cock is down their throat.
June 11th, 2007 on 4:33 pm
There is a reason Norn Irish types aren’t allowed to open their mouths beyond Glengormley. And this is it.
June 11th, 2007 on 5:57 pm
The stupidest thing the Reverend said?
“any Cathedral, any house of God to be used as a context for a game about killing people……”
Er, goes to show how much you know eh you stupid God botherer….. You don’t kill people in the game you kill something that remotely resembles a mutant humanoid.
Did you play the fuckin’ game or did you just rely on something your choir boy wispered in you ear whilst you were buggering him……
June 11th, 2007 on 6:53 pm
So the CofE doesn’t actually give a shit about violence in games… as long as it’s not set in a “house of god”. Presumeably because the church doesn’t want people to associate religion with bloody violence. As if.
Muppets.
June 11th, 2007 on 7:21 pm
Religion = The biggest cause of death and destruction any where, How many wars have been started in the name of religion
E.g Ireland, Middle East etc..
What a bunch of Hypocrites how many “Ministers” are in Iraq with the Army blessing the troops in putting down as many Terrorists as possible.
They will be starting on Mario next cause he resembles something they don’t like!!
June 11th, 2007 on 7:22 pm
Still Funny as fuck that Sony are in the shit about it.
June 11th, 2007 on 9:45 pm
In response to someone posting earlier:
Religion doesn’t lead to killing any more than Metal Music and videogames do (i.e. it doesn’t lead to it at all). People are going to kill each other anyway and whatever reason they give for it as pure shit. Hell, the U.S. army, following the wishes of a president who wasn’t elected, is killing people because a dictator they hated didn’t dispose of weapons that he didn’t have. People in charge are generally assholes and hide their intentions in something else. Sometimes it’s religion, sometimes it’s “freedom”, sometimes it’s “defense”, whatever. Religion doesn’t kill people; people kill people.
June 11th, 2007 on 10:24 pm
Thank god Nintendo wasn’t popular when they released Eternal Darkness or you may have got the headlines ‘Nintendo Kills Monks’ or some other shit. It’s still funny that Sony is in the shit though!
June 11th, 2007 on 11:17 pm
And yet you do not hear them in the slightest complain about the usage of churches in every damned World war 2 game known to man.
It is almost disconcerting about how such double standards are left out (If in doubt, go play the American Campaign of the Call of Duties.) – I know, they probably cannot be bothered with the French the good ol’ Church of England, yet it is a problem when they claim something about a church and condone my actions of going crazy with either a Browning automatic or Bren gun.
ttmmz – The arcade full of Manx TT superbike machines that gives you the fear.
June 12th, 2007 on 1:24 pm
Hang on:
“teenager jesse james was one of the many victims shot dead in moss side last year”
*cuts away*
“patsy mckay’s son was also killed”
(patsy makes a comment about games)
SHIT! you mean as journalists we’re allowed to get away with stupid “kevin bacon game” links to justify shit now?
Awesome.
Coming soon, my piece on why the PS3 causes cancer.
This is because its made by Sony, who are a big corporation, as are Benson and Hedges, who make cigarettes, which everyone knows cause cancer.
word verification: dslbxeok – Holland’s leading broadband provider.
June 12th, 2007 on 4:05 pm
People in Moss Side were shooting each other long before Doom came out. Explain that, Patsy “my son’s dead so you have to respect my opinion” McKay, you stupid cow.
June 13th, 2007 on 7:00 pm
Oh, excellent, a new episode of Brasseye!
Wait, what?
June 16th, 2007 on 12:15 am
Since when has Sinead O’Connor been black?
Nice to see Manchester included in a game for once. I wish it was possible to fire grenades out of the window into the grounds around Urbis where emo kids hang around.
My mates used to smoke weed around the cathedral all the time. The bishop didn’t care. Maybe he raped them and I didn’t know.