At this rate, PS3’s going to struggle to catch up with Gizmondo’s global install base, let alone Xbox 360 and Wii’s.

JAPANESE HARDWARE SALES, WEEK ENDING JUNE 10

DS: 117,228
Wii: 64,529
PSP: 24,711
PS2: 11,097
PS3: 8,776
360: 2,533
GBA: 799
NGC: 167

AMERICAN HARDWARE SALES, MAY 2007

DS: 423,150
Wii: 338,278
PSP: 221,120
PS2: 187,765
360: 154,932
PS3: 81,604
GBA: 80,554
NGC: 10,728

Here are some amazingly hi-res photos of a woman wearing a Ninja Gaiden costume to assist your celebratory wank. We suggest a simultaneous, global climax at 01:30 hours on Sunday, June 17:

Ninja Gaiden Rachel, or at least a close approximation

*celebratory wank*