SONIC THE HEDGEHOG DADDIES SAUCE
Thankfully, one of our readers has such low standards of food hygiene he’s had this grimy gem in a cupboard since 1991.
WHERE IT CAME FROM: “Here is a picture of a Sonic the Hedgehog Daddies Tomato Sauce bottle I’ve had at the back of my cupboard since 1991. I’ve been meaning to send you guys this picture for ages. Best wishes, Mr Jakeway.”
The product was withdrawn from sale in 1992, following complaints that several children were traumatised by seeing Sonic leaking ‘blood’ from a sizable head wound.
OTHER SONIC-RELATED PRODUCT UPDATES:
The Tails bathtime wanking lube The Sonic single man food
Please send more. It’s important that this kind of utter rubbish is saved as a warning to future generations about overly whoring out and devaluing their brands.
filed in Uncategorized on Jun.25, 2007
June 25th, 2007 on 1:37 pm
I was disappointed ‘attitude’ was not one of the ingredients.
June 25th, 2007 on 3:15 pm
Tastes great on (onion) rings.
wihyo – the sound Sonic makes when he takes a loop-the-loop too fast.
June 25th, 2007 on 4:37 pm
my daddies sauce makes me cry
June 25th, 2007 on 5:41 pm
Heh – nostalgia. I sent in that Sonic Pasta with Tomato and Cheese Sauce.
Thanks for the ELITE SEGA SCOUT ALPHA TEAM membership by the way – in case you completely ignored the email of thanks i sent afterwards.
Yesterday I was in the countryside, and i saw a 4 year old girl with official Sonic and Knuckles wellies – and dammit, I didn’t have a camera or phone on me. Apologies.
June 25th, 2007 on 6:57 pm
That was probably more to your benefit, montster
June 25th, 2007 on 7:07 pm
Wow, check out the wierd binary bar code. Things must have been so much easier in 1991…
June 25th, 2007 on 9:23 pm
would it work as sonic on a barcode battler?
they should do more sauces like this. Mario Mayonaise and Conrad Hart Thousand Island Dressing.
I’d keep them in my cupboard for at least 20 years.
June 26th, 2007 on 12:52 am
Hell yeah, Tim. Hell yeah.
June 26th, 2007 on 3:22 am
i have had all of those items at one point or another. (i only have the first at this point). if i can find where the fuck i put my digital camera i’ll take a pic of some of the shitty sonic merchandise i’ve picked up throughout my child(adult)hood. starting with the sonic bubble bath container that allows you to unscrew sonic’s head and poor bluish goo from his neck. ABOUT DAMN TIME!!!
-koval-
June 26th, 2007 on 3:23 am
by first i meant i only have the ketchup bottle currently in my possession. i also used to collect the mini biscuit packages that you could save the bags of and form an amazing scene of sonic no doubt disposing of badniks in a homoerotic manner. or….something…..
-koval-
June 26th, 2007 on 10:04 am
That’s proper brill!
June 26th, 2007 on 10:29 am
I hope somewhere, there’s a pallet of still-fresh Sonic the Hedgehog corn snacks (which were a lot like Monster Munch, only they came in nice flavours like Spicy Tomato, whereas Monster Munch only comes in ‘Spice That You’ll Taste For The Rest Of Your Day’ and ‘Unwashed Minge’ flavours) as they were lush, and I want to eat them again.