How very Web 2.0 of it. SEGA Europe’s Flickr account is, as you might expect, a very odd place. Odder than here, even. Odder than when we do updates that draw in the freaks, even.

1995-standard photo manipulation

Like this. A photo in which a man has made himself look like Sonic, no doubt to fuel his SICK masturbatory fantasies.

Shadow tattoo :(((

We hope that’s going to rub off.

Insane woman

This is what we look like, isn’t it?

Sonic wanking suit

This is very frightening. The police really should get involved now, before something serious happens. Something involving this man, his workplace, a vast personal collection of weaponry and very messy suicide.