SEGA JAPAN HIRES A WOMAN!
Apparently her name is Satomi Ishihara. If you’re the sort of person who enjoys really unsatisfying Japanese soft pornography where all the women do is smile at you like they like you and are your friend and don’t even get their tits out, you’ll know her as some sort of “idol”.
Imagine getting off with a girl wearing a red SEGA shirt! You could reach over, pretending you’re feeling her chest, then sneakily feel the quality embroidery of that logo.
You might even be able to distract her enough to steal that SEGA “staff” badge.
That SEGA logo is AMAZING. We have said a lot of SEGA things are AMAZING over the years, sometimes unnecessarily, but that logo… that logo is… AMAZING. It really does sum up SEGA.
Here she is, performing a press. It looks like a good press. A well extended finger, clean body shape, clever use of the left hand to draw the eye into the object – plus she’s looking away from the target button which always makes it harder. This is a good choice for SEGA.
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July 5th, 2007 on 11:49 am
Would, obviously. Maybe they can put her in charge of Sonic Team, and hopefully it’ll make them less wank than they currently are.
July 5th, 2007 on 12:16 pm
The press could be better, there should be a straight line from the top of the shoulder to the tip of the finger – you should be able to run your hand along there without feeling any undulations. She does well up until the finger, which is sadly bent. Also, the tip of the finger should be squarely in the center of the button, but this can be difficult to achieve without looking directly at it.
It’s a solid effort though, only the harshest of judges would pick her up on those points…
July 5th, 2007 on 12:17 pm
Snoopy!
July 5th, 2007 on 12:30 pm
What is the enormous black holster thingy she has in the SEGA SMILE posterboard for?
It can’t be for her Game Gear, it’s way too small…
July 5th, 2007 on 12:32 pm
She’s too short to fully elongate and extend her arm and finger.
If the finger was straighter she’d have to either lean back or hunch her shoulder up, which would ruin the line.
Perhaps she should’ve worn special shoes?
July 5th, 2007 on 12:36 pm
http://www.sylvainbouchard.com/wpblog/?page_id=434
ONE THOUSAND PICTURES OF HER.
And not a single one showing even a nipple, never mind minge, buttocks or a Hello Kitty vibrator going up her arse while 50 men wank onto her face and tits.
July 5th, 2007 on 1:29 pm
I found video of her audition:
http://www.youporn.com/watch/2882
July 5th, 2007 on 1:36 pm
I thought Sega’s new logo was of a fat laughing American man with a big bag of money shitting on Sonic’s face, forever.
July 5th, 2007 on 6:04 pm
I’m confused. Did I type in idiot toys by mistake?
Would.
July 5th, 2007 on 8:05 pm
A.. woman?
July 5th, 2007 on 10:29 pm
Princess Rinko she ain’t.
July 6th, 2007 on 9:32 am
http://benoliverisalive.blogspot.com/> Is the sega barcode hidden? Where’s the matching nail polish?
July 6th, 2007 on 10:49 am
^^Unintentional shameless self promotion?
Or was it?
July 6th, 2007 on 12:13 pm
well done Sega. i would fuck her. then again, i fuck almost anything.
July 6th, 2007 on 7:43 pm
She really is quite an exceptional example.
I’d like to buy her.